yamface
My yam is in a trash can in Istanbul
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Not sure why I never posted my success slay stories on here but I thought I might aswell.
Yea so basically we had a mutual friend that set up a lil hang out and ig she was impressed with the way I put down a whole bottle of new Amsterdam. (This all started mid ascension when I was alcohol maxxing. I wasn’t fat but I was nowhere near lean.) we end up hanging out again and I find out that she just broke up with her bf and it was ugly, then she got herself drunk as all fuck and had to stay the night, once we got in bed the rest was history. Now she’s in a sorority at U of A and still thinks I’m loyal to her jfl. She also modeled for the hooters calendar this year.
Holy brutal colored contacts this pic is terrible
Idk why she likes me, she’s LEVELS above me even without hypergamy but I still slay sub5s the very nanosecond she leaves to Arizona.
Yea so basically we had a mutual friend that set up a lil hang out and ig she was impressed with the way I put down a whole bottle of new Amsterdam. (This all started mid ascension when I was alcohol maxxing. I wasn’t fat but I was nowhere near lean.) we end up hanging out again and I find out that she just broke up with her bf and it was ugly, then she got herself drunk as all fuck and had to stay the night, once we got in bed the rest was history. Now she’s in a sorority at U of A and still thinks I’m loyal to her jfl. She also modeled for the hooters calendar this year.
Idk why she likes me, she’s LEVELS above me even without hypergamy but I still slay sub5s the very nanosecond she leaves to Arizona.

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