I’m never mentioning my dick EVER AGAIN unless someone asks me.

[Deleted member 8904]

I was at a party last night. I was standing around this girl, lets just call her crazy bitch. Now crazy bitch is basically a hoe and has hooked up with quite a few dudes. She kissed me a year ago and is usually nice to me but now she’s acting pissy. She says something rude to me and I mention how my dick is “this long” (I use my hand as a measurement, I go from the crease of the hand to about half an inch above the middle finger). Then crazy bitch gets real fucking mad and tells my cousin how I’m being a perv.

God I hate women. Why can’t they care about dick size? Why do only gay niggas care about dick size? Worst part is women only care about dick size if its small, so they can shame you for it. She mentioned a while back how they guy she was talking to had a small dick. What a fucking bitch she didn’t even care he had a small dick she just wanted to shame him.

Also last night I realized I am absolutely dogshit with talking to girls. I will probably never get a girlfriend because my personality is just so bad.

my dick is 8.5x6 if thats why u clicked on this thread

 

[AlwaysHaveQuestions]

the smartest and tallest person in your high school class. with the biggest dick!

 

[Deleted member 8904]

the smartest and tallest person in your high school class. with the biggest dick!

but I’m clinically autistic

 

[StrangerDanger]

She wouldn't be repulsed if you looked like Lachowski

 

[TheEndHasNoEnd]

the smartest and tallest person in your high school class. with the biggest dick!

Dont worry, he'll die because he took the (((vax)))

 

[Deleted member 6306]

Imagine writing a entire novel about your dick on a weird aspie forum at 2am...

 

[Deleted member 10524]

you don't describe how long your dick is you aspie every normie man does that regardless of size