I’m NO LONGER a 23yo VIRGIN

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Alright, so now I’m officially a 24-year-old virgin. Last year, I told myself I had time, that things would change. But now, it’s different.

This is the year I either get my shit together or I’m done. No more ‘next year will be better’ coping. It’s 24 or bust.

The clock’s ticking, and I’m not trying to collect participation trophies anymore.
 
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Got my ass. I was getting ready to type "Dnr" in jealousy.
 
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Try using money to solve this problem
 
Alright, so now I’m officially a 24-year-old virgin. Last year, I told myself I had time, that things would change. But now, it’s different.

This is the year I either get my shit together or I’m done. No more ‘next year will be better’ coping. It’s 24 or bust.

The clock’s ticking, and I’m not trying to collect participation trophies anymore.
What’s the point in even trying to fuck at 24 bro, you missed out in prime years. Im 21 in a month and i wont try because its over
 
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Alright, so now I’m officially a 24-year-old virgin. Last year, I told myself I had time, that things would change. But now, it’s different.

This is the year I either get my shit together or I’m done. No more ‘next year will be better’ coping. It’s 24 or bust.

The clock’s ticking, and I’m not trying to collect participation trophies anymore.
Congratulations on surviving another year. Someday you'll be like me, a 62 year old virgin.
 
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What’s the point in even trying to fuck at 24 bro, you missed out in prime years. Im 21 in a month and i wont try because its over
Doomer cope tbh. You'll be saying the same in 5 years, saying you missed out in your college years.
 
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What’s the point in even trying to fuck at 24 bro, you missed out in prime years. Im 21 in a month and i wont try because its over
Pussy is still pussy even as an oldcel
 
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At least I’m not a kissless virgin anymore.
 
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Congratulations on surviving another year. Someday you'll be like me, a 62 year old virgin.
Nicholas Cage Film GIF
 
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If it means you anything, I wish that you improve your life.

I know exactly what you are going throhgh as a few years older oldcel.
 
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Alright, so now I’m officially a 24-year-old virgin. Last year, I told myself I had time, that things would change. But now, it’s different.

This is the year I either get my shit together or I’m done. No more ‘next year will be better’ coping. It’s 24 or bust.

The clock’s ticking, and I’m not trying to collect participation trophies anymore.
just got a top from this stripper bitch she from kankakee
 
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Got my ass. I was getting ready to type "Dnr" in jealousy.
losing your virginity grants you confidence

just lose it with escort like I did, incels are so high inhib :lul:
 
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Just escortmaxx atp nigga
 

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