I'm not 6'4

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I have to make this announcement because people have been calling me 6'4

I am that height a few hours after getting up, but about 7-8 hours after getting up (i.e. the middle of my day spent out of bed) I think I am about 6'3.8 or 6'3.9. So a few mm shy of 6'4

I feel like a fraud claiming 6'4
If any normie asks my height I say "just over 6'3 kinda" or something like that
 
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Holy chad ramblings :feelscry::feelscry::feelscry:
Same goes for any height tho. If I was just shy of 6'1 I would feel like a fraud claiming that
 
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shut up autist you’re nowhere near either of those heights
 
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fucking fakecel peace of shit
 
I have to make this announcement because people have been calling me 6'4

I am that height a few hours after getting up, but about 7-8 hours after getting up (i.e. the middle of my day spent out of bed) I think I am about 6'3.8 or 6'3.9. So a few mm shy of 6'4

I feel like a fraud claiming 6'4
If any normie asks my height I say "just over 6'3 kinda" or something like that
me w/ 6'5. JFL got measured by a subhuman at my annual check up. She was like hmm ur almost 6'5". Suifuel
 
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get cancer
 
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That's doing a disservice to my extra 2 cm.
I might just say 6'1 or something tho
Yeah but if you don't just give a plain number you will sound weird, that's my point.
 
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Yeah but if you don't just give a plain number you will sound weird, that's my point.
I could act nonchalant and so cool and nt that I don't even care to measure my height. Something like "idk, maybe like 6'1 or something":feelshaha:
 
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Tell them you're 8'5''
 
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