im nt guys trust

[underatedgreycel]

I’m NT guys, trust.
I wear backwards hats in public.
I make eye contact for exactly 1.7 seconds then panic internally.
I talk to females (they reply “lol” and disappear forever).


I laugh at jokes at the correct volume, slightly delayed so it seems natural.
I nod when people talk, even when my brain is buffering.
I say “crazy” and “that’s wild” a lot.


I totally understand social cues.
That’s why I replay every conversation from the last 6 years before sleeping.


I’m relaxed, easygoing, normal.
Just don’t ask me why a group of people laughing nearby feels like a federal investigation.


Anyway yeah, NT life is good.
Backwards hat stays on.


Trust.

 

[underatedgreycel]

indian with terra chad/terra stacy pfp #1: shut up you schizo nigher

 

[underatedgreycel]

indian with terra chad/terra stacy pfp #2: I hate foids

 

[underatedgreycel]

"jordanbarretzetaclavicular" said: this is so brutal bro

 

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[underatedgreycel]

Pregab? Whats that never even heard of it

 

[psltristan1]

Faggot