I’m officially a wizard now

[Gengar]

A dateless 30 year old virgin! Hahahaha. For months, I joked about this moment, saying “What magic powers do you think I’m getting? I’m thinking levitation.” It’s kind of a deep, twisted joke. Obviously, you don’t get magic powers when you become a 30 year old loser. And I would “realize” this today, and this “realization” would drive me to the brink of suicide, because there’s no silver lining in all this and then I’d technically still “levitate” because I’m suspended in the air from hanging myself. Nobody got the joke but it’s okay.

Happy birthday to my twin, @BigBallsLarry! Live a long and blessed life (read: don’t be like me), you deserve it! Go and enjoy it with your gf today if you can! Celebrate it together!

I don’t celebrate my birthday though. Not because “there’s nothing to celebrate,” but because it just feels like any other day to me. I don’t give it any significance.

 

[RRM]

Now you got infinite smv

 

[BigBallsLarry]

Maybe the powers come at 40? Happy birthday my man.

 

[BigBallsLarry]

Happy birthday to my twin, @

@BigBallsLarry! Live a long and blessed life (read: don’t be like me), you deserve it! Go and enjoy it with your gf today if you can! Celebrate it together!

Thanks bhai, i will make sure to make a good day of it just for you

 

[EmperorVon]

Give me power!

 

[ItsSoGymMaxx]

happy birthday! What power would you choose if you had to pick one?

 

[ItsSoGymMaxx]

Also happy birthday @BigBallsLarry

 

[EmperorVon]

Now you got infinite smv

Men peak at 80

 

[Koji]

A dateless 30 year old virgin! Hahahaha. For months, I joked about this moment, saying “What magic powers do you think I’m getting? I’m thinking levitation.” It’s kind of a deep, twisted joke. Obviously, you don’t get magic powers when you become a 30 year old loser. And I would “realize” this today, and this “realization” would drive me to the brink of suicide, because there’s no silver lining in all this and then I’d technically still “levitate” because I’m suspended in the air from hanging myself. Nobody got the joke but it’s okay.

Happy birthday to my twin, @BigBallsLarry! Live a long and blessed life (read: don’t be like me), you deserve it! Go and enjoy it with your gf today if you can! Celebrate it together!

I don’t celebrate my birthday though. Not because “there’s nothing to celebrate,” but because it just feels like any other day to me. I don’t give it any significance.

u dont wanna pay a prostitute?

 

[ItsSoGymMaxx]

u dont wanna pay a prostitute

You should only resort to hiring a prostitute as a last resort tbh. He’s still got time.

 

[Eärendil]

How does being 30 feel

 

[LTNUser]

u dont wanna pay a prostitute?

It goes against Islam

 

[Koji]

It goes against Islam

gengar is muslim? im uninformed

 

[Bryce]

Happy Birthday though even if it doesn't mean much to you.

 

[registerfasterusing]

A dateless 30 year old virgin! Hahahaha. For months, I joked about this moment, saying “What magic powers do you think I’m getting? I’m thinking levitation.” It’s kind of a deep, twisted joke. Obviously, you don’t get magic powers when you become a 30 year old loser. And I would “realize” this today, and this “realization” would drive me to the brink of suicide, because there’s no silver lining in all this and then I’d technically still “levitate” because I’m suspended in the air from hanging myself. Nobody got the joke but it’s okay.

Happy birthday to my twin, @BigBallsLarry! Live a long and blessed life (read: don’t be like me), you deserve it! Go and enjoy it with your gf today if you can! Celebrate it together!

I don’t celebrate my birthday though. Not because “there’s nothing to celebrate,” but because it just feels like any other day to me. I don’t give it any significance.

Ik u dont celebrate but hbd gengar i appreciate the help u gave me the other day things have honestly improved a bit since then

Also whenever U get the opportunity (take ur time btw) could u please check disc

 

[Koji]

You should only resort to hiring a prostitute as a last resort tbh. He’s still got time.

I was just wondering if he would

 

[LTNUser]

gengar is muslim? im uninformed

He is a wise Pakistani

 

[ItsSoGymMaxx]

I was just wondering if he would

Yea I don’t know that’s just my view on it. Lowk don’t know why I replied

 

[RRM]

Men peak at 80

Men peak at birth

 

[Koji]

He is a wise Pakistani

 

[EmperorVon]

OlMen peak at birth

High value alpha men peak at their last breath

 

[aklifaal]

 

[Lefty Rankin]

A dateless 30 year old virgin! Hahahaha. For months, I joked about this moment, saying “What magic powers do you think I’m getting? I’m thinking levitation.” It’s kind of a deep, twisted joke. Obviously, you don’t get magic powers when you become a 30 year old loser. And I would “realize” this today, and this “realization” would drive me to the brink of suicide, because there’s no silver lining in all this and then I’d technically still “levitate” because I’m suspended in the air from hanging myself. Nobody got the joke but it’s okay.

Happy birthday to my twin, @BigBallsLarry! Live a long and blessed life (read: don’t be like me), you deserve it! Go and enjoy it with your gf today if you can! Celebrate it together!

I don’t celebrate my birthday though. Not because “there’s nothing to celebrate,” but because it just feels like any other day to me. I don’t give it any significance.

I'm the same with my birthday.

Happy birthday man.

 

[Matthias8272]

 

[K4nfe]

Don’t worry bro, men peak at 40, happy birthday!

 

[BigBallsLarry]

Also happy birthday @BigBallsLarry

Thanks bhai

 

[acm]

three decades twin

 

[Just Blast]

that’s cool drop acid

 

[romanstock]

You do gain the power of deep contemplation and utter disregard.

 

[TaperBoi808]

Happy birthday

 

[FastBananaCEO]

A dateless 30 year old virgin! Hahahaha. For months, I joked about this moment, saying “What magic powers do you think I’m getting? I’m thinking levitation.” It’s kind of a deep, twisted joke. Obviously, you don’t get magic powers when you become a 30 year old loser. And I would “realize” this today, and this “realization” would drive me to the brink of suicide, because there’s no silver lining in all this and then I’d technically still “levitate” because I’m suspended in the air from hanging myself. Nobody got the joke but it’s okay.

Happy birthday to my twin, @BigBallsLarry! Live a long and blessed life (read: don’t be like me), you deserve it! Go and enjoy it with your gf today if you can! Celebrate it together!

I don’t celebrate my birthday though. Not because “there’s nothing to celebrate,” but because it just feels like any other day to me. I don’t give it any significance.

@davidlaidisme67 one wrong move and we woulda ended up 30 year old virgins too

Also happy birthday Gengar

 

[Vantablack]

A dateless 30 year old virgin! Hahahaha. For months, I joked about this moment, saying “What magic powers do you think I’m getting? I’m thinking levitation.” It’s kind of a deep, twisted joke. Obviously, you don’t get magic powers when you become a 30 year old loser. And I would “realize” this today, and this “realization” would drive me to the brink of suicide, because there’s no silver lining in all this and then I’d technically still “levitate” because I’m suspended in the air from hanging myself. Nobody got the joke but it’s okay.

Happy birthday to my twin, @BigBallsLarry! Live a long and blessed life (read: don’t be like me), you deserve it! Go and enjoy it with your gf today if you can! Celebrate it together!

I don’t celebrate my birthday though. Not because “there’s nothing to celebrate,” but because it just feels like any other day to me. I don’t give it any significance.

happy birthday, time to hop onto wizchan and claim your powers.

 

[TechnoBoss]

A dateless 30 year old virgin! Hahahaha. For months, I joked about this moment, saying “What magic powers do you think I’m getting? I’m thinking levitation.” It’s kind of a deep, twisted joke. Obviously, you don’t get magic powers when you become a 30 year old loser. And I would “realize” this today, and this “realization” would drive me to the brink of suicide, because there’s no silver lining in all this and then I’d technically still “levitate” because I’m suspended in the air from hanging myself. Nobody got the joke but it’s okay.

Happy birthday to my twin, @BigBallsLarry! Live a long and blessed life (read: don’t be like me), you deserve it! Go and enjoy it with your gf today if you can! Celebrate it together!

I don’t celebrate my birthday though. Not because “there’s nothing to celebrate,” but because it just feels like any other day to me. I don’t give it any significance.

Thread theme ^ - Happy birthday my brother from another mother. I wish you the best day ever

 

[childishkillah]

A dateless 30 year old virgin! Hahahaha. For months, I joked about this moment, saying “What magic powers do you think I’m getting? I’m thinking levitation.” It’s kind of a deep, twisted joke. Obviously, you don’t get magic powers when you become a 30 year old loser. And I would “realize” this today, and this “realization” would drive me to the brink of suicide, because there’s no silver lining in all this and then I’d technically still “levitate” because I’m suspended in the air from hanging myself. Nobody got the joke but it’s okay.

Happy birthday to my twin, @BigBallsLarry! Live a long and blessed life (read: don’t be like me), you deserve it! Go and enjoy it with your gf today if you can! Celebrate it together!

I don’t celebrate my birthday though. Not because “there’s nothing to celebrate,” but because it just feels like any other day to me. I don’t give it any significance.

Happy birthday Gengar, thanks to share us your wisdom as 30 yo truecel. Your a martyr.

 

[eBoy_]

A dateless 30 year old virgin! Hahahaha. For months, I joked about this moment, saying “What magic powers do you think I’m getting? I’m thinking levitation.” It’s kind of a deep, twisted joke. Obviously, you don’t get magic powers when you become a 30 year old loser. And I would “realize” this today, and this “realization” would drive me to the brink of suicide, because there’s no silver lining in all this and then I’d technically still “levitate” because I’m suspended in the air from hanging myself. Nobody got the joke but it’s okay.

Happy birthday to my twin, @BigBallsLarry! Live a long and blessed life (read: don’t be like me), you deserve it! Go and enjoy it with your gf today if you can! Celebrate it together!

I don’t celebrate my birthday though. Not because “there’s nothing to celebrate,” but because it just feels like any other day to me. I don’t give it any significance.

Gengar can we become friends, I don't really see a bright future ahead for myself

 

[hopecel]

A dateless 30 year old virgin! Hahahaha. For months, I joked about this moment, saying “What magic powers do you think I’m getting? I’m thinking levitation.” It’s kind of a deep, twisted joke. Obviously, you don’t get magic powers when you become a 30 year old loser. And I would “realize” this today, and this “realization” would drive me to the brink of suicide, because there’s no silver lining in all this and then I’d technically still “levitate” because I’m suspended in the air from hanging myself. Nobody got the joke but it’s okay.

Happy birthday to my twin, @BigBallsLarry! Live a long and blessed life (read: don’t be like me), you deserve it! Go and enjoy it with your gf today if you can! Celebrate it together!

I don’t celebrate my birthday though. Not because “there’s nothing to celebrate,” but because it just feels like any other day to me. I don’t give it any significance.

if I'm not gonna be with this girl who will be 36 by the age I turn 30, I better should kms soon

 

[Kayra139]

A dateless 30 year old virgin! Hahahaha. For months, I joked about this moment, saying “What magic powers do you think I’m getting? I’m thinking levitation.” It’s kind of a deep, twisted joke. Obviously, you don’t get magic powers when you become a 30 year old loser. And I would “realize” this today, and this “realization” would drive me to the brink of suicide, because there’s no silver lining in all this and then I’d technically still “levitate” because I’m suspended in the air from hanging myself. Nobody got the joke but it’s okay.

Happy birthday to my twin, @BigBallsLarry! Live a long and blessed life (read: don’t be like me), you deserve it! Go and enjoy it with your gf today if you can! Celebrate it together!

I don’t celebrate my birthday though. Not because “there’s nothing to celebrate,” but because it just feels like any other day to me. I don’t give it any significance.

you remind me of satou from welcome to the nhk sir

 

[Netanyahu]

 

[Hernan]

A dateless 30 year old virgin! Hahahaha. For months, I joked about this moment, saying “What magic powers do you think I’m getting? I’m thinking levitation.” It’s kind of a deep, twisted joke. Obviously, you don’t get magic powers when you become a 30 year old loser. And I would “realize” this today, and this “realization” would drive me to the brink of suicide, because there’s no silver lining in all this and then I’d technically still “levitate” because I’m suspended in the air from hanging myself. Nobody got the joke but it’s okay.

Happy birthday to my twin, @BigBallsLarry! Live a long and blessed life (read: don’t be like me), you deserve it! Go and enjoy it with your gf today if you can! Celebrate it together!

I don’t celebrate my birthday though. Not because “there’s nothing to celebrate,” but because it just feels like any other day to me. I don’t give it any significance.

Gelukkige verjaardag oompje!!! dat het er nog veeele mogen zijn, hoe is je toverkracht??

 

[Hernan]

 

[Insomnia]

You in a few months:

 

[SoundnVision]

Happy birthday fella

 

[iblamexyz]

A dateless 30 year old virgin! Hahahaha. For months, I joked about this moment, saying “What magic powers do you think I’m getting? I’m thinking levitation.” It’s kind of a deep, twisted joke. Obviously, you don’t get magic powers when you become a 30 year old loser. And I would “realize” this today, and this “realization” would drive me to the brink of suicide, because there’s no silver lining in all this and then I’d technically still “levitate” because I’m suspended in the air from hanging myself. Nobody got the joke but it’s okay.

Happy birthday to my twin, @BigBallsLarry! Live a long and blessed life (read: don’t be like me), you deserve it! Go and enjoy it with your gf today if you can! Celebrate it together!

I don’t celebrate my birthday though. Not because “there’s nothing to celebrate,” but because it just feels like any other day to me. I don’t give it any significance.

were you ever on wizards?

 

[Laqi]

A dateless 30 year old virgin! Hahahaha. For months, I joked about this moment, saying “What magic powers do you think I’m getting? I’m thinking levitation.” It’s kind of a deep, twisted joke. Obviously, you don’t get magic powers when you become a 30 year old loser. And I would “realize” this today, and this “realization” would drive me to the brink of suicide, because there’s no silver lining in all this and then I’d technically still “levitate” because I’m suspended in the air from hanging myself. Nobody got the joke but it’s okay.

Happy birthday to my twin, @BigBallsLarry! Live a long and blessed life (read: don’t be like me), you deserve it! Go and enjoy it with your gf today if you can! Celebrate it together!

I don’t celebrate my birthday though. Not because “there’s nothing to celebrate,” but because it just feels like any other day to me. I don’t give it any significance.

Happy birthday retard Do not talk like this about yourself I believe that you are chad

 

[Primalsplit]

A dateless 30 year old virgin! Hahahaha. For months, I joked about this moment, saying “What magic powers do you think I’m getting? I’m thinking levitation.” It’s kind of a deep, twisted joke. Obviously, you don’t get magic powers when you become a 30 year old loser. And I would “realize” this today, and this “realization” would drive me to the brink of suicide, because there’s no silver lining in all this and then I’d technically still “levitate” because I’m suspended in the air from hanging myself. Nobody got the joke but it’s okay.

Happy birthday to my twin, @BigBallsLarry! Live a long and blessed life (read: don’t be like me), you deserve it! Go and enjoy it with your gf today if you can! Celebrate it together!

I don’t celebrate my birthday though. Not because “there’s nothing to celebrate,” but because it just feels like any other day to me. I don’t give it any significance.

Confratulations bhai You made it!

 

[mcmentalonthemic]

you don't celebrate your birthday because it's bidah you naughty naughty
go buy yourself a prozzie already

 

[Sektor]

Maybe the powers come at 40? Happy birthday my man.

Happy birthday bigballslarry

 

[Sektor]

A dateless 30 year old virgin! Hahahaha. For months, I joked about this moment, saying “What magic powers do you think I’m getting? I’m thinking levitation.” It’s kind of a deep, twisted joke. Obviously, you don’t get magic powers when you become a 30 year old loser. And I would “realize” this today, and this “realization” would drive me to the brink of suicide, because there’s no silver lining in all this and then I’d technically still “levitate” because I’m suspended in the air from hanging myself. Nobody got the joke but it’s okay.

Happy birthday to my twin, @BigBallsLarry! Live a long and blessed life (read: don’t be like me), you deserve it! Go and enjoy it with your gf today if you can! Celebrate it together!

I don’t celebrate my birthday though. Not because “there’s nothing to celebrate,” but because it just feels like any other day to me. I don’t give it any significance.

Happy birthday to you too bhai

 

[Baldingman1998]

Wait what was your old username?? Ritaincel?

 

[Quncho]

A dateless 30 year old virgin! Hahahaha. For months, I joked about this moment, saying “What magic powers do you think I’m getting? I’m thinking levitation.” It’s kind of a deep, twisted joke. Obviously, you don’t get magic powers when you become a 30 year old loser. And I would “realize” this today, and this “realization” would drive me to the brink of suicide, because there’s no silver lining in all this and then I’d technically still “levitate” because I’m suspended in the air from hanging myself. Nobody got the joke but it’s okay.

Happy birthday to my twin, @BigBallsLarry! Live a long and blessed life (read: don’t be like me), you deserve it! Go and enjoy it with your gf today if you can! Celebrate it together!

I don’t celebrate my birthday though. Not because “there’s nothing to celebrate,” but because it just feels like any other day to me. I don’t give it any significance.

That last part about the bday is some real shit man