I’m officially a wizard now

[davidlaidisme67]

@davidlaidisme67 one wrong move and we woulda ended up 30 year old virgins too

Also happy birthday Gengar

Ngl thank god for that

 

[Gengar]

Now you got infinite smv

I ain't got no SMV.

 

[Gengar]

Maybe the powers come at 40? Happy birthday my man.

Haha nah they will never come.

 

[taai]

Hbd give urself a treat times are rough for us uncs

 

[Gengar]

Thanks bhai, i will make sure to make a good day of it just for you

Glad to hear it! You still have like 4 hours and 45 minutes.

 

[Gengar]

Give me power!

Unfortunately I didn't gain any powers. This whole wizard thing is a scam.

 

[Anxiety.prods]

A dateless 30 year old virgin! Hahahaha. For months, I joked about this moment, saying “What magic powers do you think I’m getting? I’m thinking levitation.” It’s kind of a deep, twisted joke. Obviously, you don’t get magic powers when you become a 30 year old loser. And I would “realize” this today, and this “realization” would drive me to the brink of suicide, because there’s no silver lining in all this and then I’d technically still “levitate” because I’m suspended in the air from hanging myself. Nobody got the joke but it’s okay.

Happy birthday to my twin, @BigBallsLarry! Live a long and blessed life (read: don’t be like me), you deserve it! Go and enjoy it with your gf today if you can! Celebrate it together!

I don’t celebrate my birthday though. Not because “there’s nothing to celebrate,” but because it just feels like any other day to me. I don’t give it any significance.

Happy brithday man.

 

[Gengar]

happy birthday! What power would you choose if you had to pick one?

Thank you! Uh, that's a good one. Immortality, I want to see the civilizations of the future.

 

[Gengar]

u dont wanna pay a prostitute?

Uh, not for sex, no.

 

[Gengar]

How does being 30 feel

Honestly... I don't feel any different. Maybe I'm an exception in this because unlike most people who freak out at 29 because they will turn 30, I don't really care.

 

[Gengar]

gengar is muslim? im uninformed

I am Islamic but I do not practice properly and I don't really believe in an afterlife so I am rejected by the community.

 

[Gengar]

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Happy Birthday though even if it doesn't mean much to you.

Hahahaha.

Thank you, Bryce. It's the thought that counts.

 

[Gengar]

Ik u dont celebrate but hbd gengar i appreciate the help u gave me the other day things have honestly improved a bit since then

Also whenever U get the opportunity (take ur time btw) could u please check disc

I am glad to hear things have improved on your end! And thank you.

Is it urgent? I will be a lot more on my phone tomorrow. I could check it out then, and stay to have a chat.

 

[Gengar]

I was just wondering if he would

I was kind of wanting to hire an escort the other day. Not for sex but to watch a movie (pathetic, I know) but then divine intervention happened!

 

[Gengar]

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Based, lol.

 

[ineonx]

A dateless 30 year old virgin! Hahahaha. For months, I joked about this moment, saying “What magic powers do you think I’m getting? I’m thinking levitation.” It’s kind of a deep, twisted joke. Obviously, you don’t get magic powers when you become a 30 year old loser. And I would “realize” this today, and this “realization” would drive me to the brink of suicide, because there’s no silver lining in all this and then I’d technically still “levitate” because I’m suspended in the air from hanging myself. Nobody got the joke but it’s okay.

Happy birthday to my twin, @BigBallsLarry! Live a long and blessed life (read: don’t be like me), you deserve it! Go and enjoy it with your gf today if you can! Celebrate it together!

I don’t celebrate my birthday though. Not because “there’s nothing to celebrate,” but because it just feels like any other day to me. I don’t give it any significance.

Happy birthday man! You are Chad of this forum bhai Im also 22yo KHHV

 

[Gengar]

I'm the same with my birthday.

Happy birthday man.

Thank you, Lefty. Your kid is cute, you two look adorable.

 

[Gengar]

Would be if I wasn't a shitskin.

 

[Gengar]

Don’t worry bro, men peak at 40, happy birthday!

Hahaha. Some men never peak (like me). Thanks though!

 

[sub5outsider]

In 2026 i will turn 27 time flies i will be 30 in no time and its fair to say i failed in life . Happy birthday wish you all the best .

 

[Gengar]

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three decades twin

Hahaha. Thank you, acm!! I realize I should get back to our PM.

 

[Gengar]

that’s cool drop acid

I already did and last time I did 400 mcg on a full stomach. Never again.

 

[Gengar]

You do gain the power of deep contemplation and utter disregard.

You're 6 years ahead of me, champ..how do we cope at our ages?

 

[Gengar]

Happy birthday

Thanks, Taper!

 

[Gengar]

@davidlaidisme67 one wrong move and we woulda ended up 30 year old virgins too

Also happy birthday Gengar

Make sure not to make the same mistakes as me. Don't ever get a oneitis. And thanks, Fast.

 

[Gengar]

happy birthday, time to hop onto wizchan and claim your powers.

Thank you, Vanta. I definitely will, thanks for the reminder.

 

[Gengar]

Thread theme ^ - Happy birthday my brother from another mother. I wish you the best day ever

Such a nostalgic soundtrack..thank you, my brother. (edo, you and I soon). I was gonna text you back but it was noon or 6 AM at your place so I didn't text you back yet.

 

[SlayerJonas]

I already did and last time I did 400 mcg on a full stomach. Never again.

jfl how was it

 

[Gengar]

Happy birthday Gengar, thanks to share us your wisdom as 30 yo truecel. Your a martyr.

Thank you, my Moroccan bvll bhai.

 

[Gengar]

Gengar can we become friends, I don't really see a bright future ahead for myself

Why do you think so? And wtf.. I thought we were already friends!!

 

[Gengar]

if I'm not gonna be with this girl who will be 36 by the age I turn 30, I better should kms soon

No need to kys. So, your oneitis is 6 years older? Mirin.

 

[Gengar]

you remind me of satou from welcome to the nhk sir

What a compliment. I loved that anime. Really spoke to me as I was a dateless KHHV NEET.

 

[Gengar]

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No powers exist.

 

[Gengar]

Gelukkige verjaardag oompje!!! dat het er nog veeele mogen zijn, hoe is je toverkracht??

Dankjewel mijn lieve neefje! Uh, er zijn geen superkrachten. Het was allemaal een leugen!!

 

[Gengar]

You in a few months:

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Accurate (I will teach in public schools though).

 

[Gengar]

Happy birthday fella

Thank you, Sound!

 

[Gengar]

were you ever on wizards?

Wizchan? Yeah, a few years ago I posted a bit but then I forgot about the site until @Vantablack just reminded me.

 

[Gengar]

Happy birthday retard Do not talk like this about yourself I believe that you are chad

Thanks. Ahha nah I'm a truecel.

 

[Gengar]

Confratulations bhai You made it!

Thanks, Primal!

 

[childishkillah]

Thank you, my Moroccan bvll bhai.

Not bull yet im gigacucked by my oneitis

 

[weepmeep]

What stopped you from fucking? Or are you one of those people who doesn't consider MTB to women?

 

[Nexom]

Happy birthday, just saw you made this thread as well

When you don't think about it, do you feel like your age or younger?
I'm not there yet but not far off

 

[Gengar]

you don't celebrate your birthday because it's bidah you naughty naughty
go buy yourself a prozzie already

No, I only found out later about the Islamic perspective on birthdays. I didn't celebrate them years before that.

 

[Gengar]

Happy birthday to you too bhai

Mirin, didn't forget me in my own thread.

 

[Gengar]

Wait what was your old username?? Ritaincel?

It was TRUE_CEL.

 

[Gengar]

That last part about the bday is some real shit man

Cheer up, Quncho!

 

[Gengar]

Ngl thank god for that

You ascended?

 

[Gengar]

Hbd give urself a treat times are rough for us uncs

Thanks, taai! Haha I was going to but the shop was closed online and I didn't feel like going there.

 

[Gengar]

Happy brithday man.

Thanks, Anx!

 

[davidlaidisme67]

You ascended?

More like descended. Pm me bro for the deets