I’m officially a wizard now

[Aryan Incel]

Maybe the powers come at 40? Happy birthday my man.

A dateless 30 year old virgin! Hahahaha. For months, I joked about this moment, saying “What magic powers do you think I’m getting? I’m thinking levitation.” It’s kind of a deep, twisted joke. Obviously, you don’t get magic powers when you become a 30 year old loser. And I would “realize” this today, and this “realization” would drive me to the brink of suicide, because there’s no silver lining in all this and then I’d technically still “levitate” because I’m suspended in the air from hanging myself. Nobody got the joke but it’s okay.

Happy birthday to my twin, @BigBallsLarry! Live a long and blessed life (read: don’t be like me), you deserve it! Go and enjoy it with your gf today if you can! Celebrate it together!

I don’t celebrate my birthday though. Not because “there’s nothing to celebrate,” but because it just feels like any other day to me. I don’t give it any significance.

Happy birthday to both of you hope you guys have a great day

 

[davidlaidisme67]

Thanks, Anx!

Happy b day bro forgot to say this

 

[Gengar]

Happy birthday man! You are Chad of this forum bhai Im also 22yo KHHV

Haha nah I am the truecel of the forum.. make sure you ascend ASAP. And thanks!

 

[Mess]

Happy birthday, bro. Even though it mightn't feel so happy, I'm glad that you're still here.

 

[unkownincel]

Happy Bday Gengy!

Sorry fornthe late btw

 

[Gengar]

In 2026 i will turn 27 time flies i will be 30 in no time and its fair to say i failed in life . Happy birthday wish you all the best .

Thank you, sub. Yeah I remember being 25 and now I am 30. Time does fly but you can change a lot if you try at least. You can always try again. Don't give up. And thank you, sub! Same goes for you.

 

[Gengar]

jfl how was it

Ended up puking my brains out but since I was tripping balls, I thought someone else was puking.

When I woke up (I somehow fall asleep during the peak), I realized I was the one puking.

Wild experience. You ever dropped acid?

 

[Gengar]

Not bull yet im gigacucked by my oneitis

Same lol, she's married and I'm single.

 

[Gengar]

What stopped you from fucking? Or are you one of those people who doesn't consider MTB to women?

Different factors. My unattractive face first and foremost, not really trying, having a oneitis, getting depressed, etc.

 

[Gengar]

Happy birthday, just saw you made this thread as well

When you don't think about it, do you feel like your age or younger?
I'm not there yet but not far off

Thanks, Nex! I actually feel older than my age because I've been through a lot of things.

 

[Gengar]

More like descended. Pm me bro for the deets

Dang wtf. Not the answer I wanted to hear.. I'll PM.

 

[Gengar]

Happy birthday to both of you hope you guys have a great day

Thank you, Aryan! Appreciate it.

 

[Gengar]

Happy b day bro forgot to say this

No problem, I don't celebrate it anyway. Thanks though! It's the thought that counts.

 

[childishkillah]

Same lol, she's married and I'm single.

So sorry for you, im really am , at least I have the chance to improve my life and trying to ascend so luckely i would be able to bust a fat nut in my oneitis pussy

 

[Gengar]

Happy birthday, bro. Even though it mightn't feel so happy, I'm glad that you're still here.

Thank you Mess, I appreciate that! Yeah it just feels like a normal day tbh. But it's ok.

 

[Gengar]

Happy Bday Gengy!

Sorry fornthe late btw

Thanks, bhai! And no worries haha.

 

[Gengar]

So sorry for you, im really am , at least I have the chance to improve my life and trying to ascend so luckely i can bust a fat nut in my oneitis pussy

Ahh, it's like.. can't do anything about it, I'm glad it's all behind me now, alhamdullilah. And yes, definitely improve your life, I am trying to do the same, hence why I am back in university. Good luck with your future endeavors. May you bust many fat nuts into your oneitis (after marriage).

 

[unkownincel]

Thanks, bhai! And no worries haha.

Did you do anything today? Ik u say u dont celebrate but nothing at all?

 

[childishkillah]

Ahh, it's like.. can't do anything about it, I'm glad it's all behind me now, alhamdullilah. And yes, definitely improve your life, I am trying to do the same, hence why I am back in university. Good luck with your future endeavors. May you bust many fat nuts into your oneitis (after marriage).

Gengar is literally a brother to us chuds, especially the oneitiscucks ones. Thanks Gengar, I won't let you down.

 

[Gengar]

Gengar is literally a brother to us chuds, especially the oneitiscucks ones. Thanks Gengar, I won't let you down.
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I always get excited when someone gets their oneitis. For them. I will never know what that's like.

 

[hopecel]

No need to kys. So, your oneitis is 6 years older? Mirin.

she blocked me and essentially called me a loser, mentally ill retard and a pussy

I'm crying like a bitch the entire day after she blocked me

 

[childishkillah]

I always get excited when someone gets their oneitis. For them. I will never know what that's like.

Sometimes life is so fucking unfair dawg, you deserve the world.

 

[childishkillah]

she blocked me and essentially called me a loser, mentally ill retard and a pussy

I'm crying like a bitch the entire day after she blocked me

Holy fuck why

 

[perculezz]

happy birthday

 

[hopecel]

Holy fuck why

she said she doesn't need me for anything and that I'm annoying just a few days before that, she'd say that she loves me etc..

then I asked her last night to block me if she doesn't need me and she did so

@Lefty Rankin will she ever unblock me? SHE DOESN'T NEED ME!

 

[childishkillah]

she said she doesn't need me for anything and that I'm annoying just a few days before that, she'd say that she loves me etc..

then I asked her last night to block me if she doesn't need me and she did so

@Lefty Rankin will she ever unblock me? SHE DOESN'T NEED ME!

Brootal

 

[ifconfig]

Ahh, it's like.. can't do anything about it, I'm glad it's all behind me now, alhamdullilah. And yes, definitely improve your life, I am trying to do the same, hence why I am back in university. Good luck with your future endeavors. May you bust many fat nuts into your oneitis (after marriage).

Is arranged marriage not an option for you

 

[Just Blast]

I already did and last time I did 400 mcg on a full stomach. Never again.

broooooooootal trip
was it bad?

 

[AverageCurryEnjoyer]

Happy birthday bhai, turns out I joined the forum at the exact same time. Hope you have a wonderful day

 

[K4nfe]

Hahaha. Some men never peak (like me). Thanks though!

Man we gotta get out of our own way
Know what I’m sayin’?
Umm….
Can’t no one stop us but us

 

[surgerymaxxingsoon]

A dateless 30 year old virgin! Hahahaha. For months, I joked about this moment, saying “What magic powers do you think I’m getting? I’m thinking levitation.” It’s kind of a deep, twisted joke. Obviously, you don’t get magic powers when you become a 30 year old loser. And I would “realize” this today, and this “realization” would drive me to the brink of suicide, because there’s no silver lining in all this and then I’d technically still “levitate” because I’m suspended in the air from hanging myself. Nobody got the joke but it’s okay.

Happy birthday to my twin, @BigBallsLarry! Live a long and blessed life (read: don’t be like me), you deserve it! Go and enjoy it with your gf today if you can! Celebrate it together!

I don’t celebrate my birthday though. Not because “there’s nothing to celebrate,” but because it just feels like any other day to me. I don’t give it any significance.

Happy Birthday

 

[registerfasterusing]

I am glad to hear things have improved on your end! And thank you.

Is it urgent? I will be a lot more on my phone tomorrow. I could check it out then, and stay to have a chat.

No it’s not, take your time

 

[Lefty Rankin]

she said she doesn't need me for anything and that I'm annoying just a few days before that, she'd say that she loves me etc..

then I asked her last night to block me if she doesn't need me and she did so

@Lefty Rankin will she ever unblock me? SHE DOESN'T NEED ME!

You either get off on abuse or are just trolling. I have no advice for someone like yourself.

 

[hopecel]

You either get off on abuse or are just trolling. I have no advice for someone like yourself.

I'm not trolling brother I've been crying like a bitch recently

 

[Lefty Rankin]

I'm not trolling brother I've been crying like a bitch recently

And you loved every second of it.

 

[Sink]

A dateless 30 year old virgin! Hahahaha. For months, I joked about this moment, saying “What magic powers do you think I’m getting? I’m thinking levitation.” It’s kind of a deep, twisted joke. Obviously, you don’t get magic powers when you become a 30 year old loser. And I would “realize” this today, and this “realization” would drive me to the brink of suicide, because there’s no silver lining in all this and then I’d technically still “levitate” because I’m suspended in the air from hanging myself. Nobody got the joke but it’s okay.

Happy birthday to my twin, @BigBallsLarry! Live a long and blessed life (read: don’t be like me), you deserve it! Go and enjoy it with your gf today if you can! Celebrate it together!

I don’t celebrate my birthday though. Not because “there’s nothing to celebrate,” but because it just feels like any other day to me. I don’t give it any significance.

man don't make me sad this forum would genuinely be nothing w/o you

 

[hopecel]

And you loved every second of it.

brother... if only you knew how bad do I feel rn

 

[romanstock]

You're 6 years ahead of me, champ..how do we cope at our ages?

Dive deep down into your imagination and stay there. Girls who I see on Instagram are sometimes sitting in my passenger seat when I am driving. If it is real to you, then it is real.

 

[Lefty Rankin]

brother... if only you knew how bad do I feel rn

I'm sorry

 

[Koji]

I am Islamic but I do not practice properly and I don't really believe in an afterlife so I am rejected by the community.

i see

 

[Koji]

I was kind of wanting to hire an escort the other day. Not for sex but to watch a movie (pathetic, I know) but then divine intervention happened!

not pathetic at all in my opinion :/