
Peachy
in a void of omnipresent Chaos
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This bitch from Tinder fucking wanted to meet with me at fucking 9am today? Really 9am? She claimed that she had to work at 11 so it seemed plausible to me. At 10am I get a text from her saying that she just woke up. I wasn't that disappointed because I spent all that time waiting for her on this site which I would have done otherwise plus I was next to a record store and I got to get some stuff from there.
Then she texts me at like 11pm saying that she got out of work and wants to see me. So we agree to meet at a bar. I get there and look around outside - no one. I go inside and spend 10 minutes there - no one. I go outside and spend another 10 minutes - no one. Then I get home she texts me that she was there the whole time waiting in her car. JFL. That's when I lost my shit.
I lost my shit so much that I told her how I'm gonna afford escorts that mog her 4'9 ass to death when I'll be making 6 figures and that I'll be gigachad after I get my plastic surgery and she'll fucking be barking for me when I'll be a 10/10. I rephrased this to sound less autistic (although it still looks autistic to a normie). And no she is not a catfish, she is real and there's enough proof to confirm that.
This is my mood now:
Then she texts me at like 11pm saying that she got out of work and wants to see me. So we agree to meet at a bar. I get there and look around outside - no one. I go inside and spend 10 minutes there - no one. I go outside and spend another 10 minutes - no one. Then I get home she texts me that she was there the whole time waiting in her car. JFL. That's when I lost my shit.
I lost my shit so much that I told her how I'm gonna afford escorts that mog her 4'9 ass to death when I'll be making 6 figures and that I'll be gigachad after I get my plastic surgery and she'll fucking be barking for me when I'll be a 10/10. I rephrased this to sound less autistic (although it still looks autistic to a normie). And no she is not a catfish, she is real and there's enough proof to confirm that.
This is my mood now: