I'm officially part of a 'secret society' since 2 weeks

PsychoDsk

PsychoDsk

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I can't believe niggas really think they're all aliens posing as humans to control our minds and souls.

My plan was to infiltrate the brotherhood to find out all the diabolical plans they had in store for humanity. To find maybe a small glimpse of alien tentacles, a taste of a so called 'mind controlling substance', find sacred geometry that secretly controls your spirit. All I needed was one molecule of stone cold proof to expose the elites and find out what's really going on.

when in reality there's just a 30min ceremony or quick lesson on symbolism and then everyone gets drunk right after to tell stories about their lives and experiences.
 
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if it was that easy to join, then its not a real "secret society"
 
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freemasons?
cause you got to get to a higher rank to ascend and eat baby foreskins
 
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if it was that easy to join, then its not a real "secret society"
took me a month of initiations and formal get-togethers to officially join but technically anyone can join yea
although no one in their right mind would ever think about reaching out, it's basically just me with a bunch of 40 to 60 yr olds
 
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took me a month of initiations and formal get-togethers to officially join but technically anyone can join yea
although no one in their right mind would ever think about reaching out, it's basically just me with a bunch of 40 to 60 yr olds
They are going to use you as a sex slave psycho duck
 
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took me a month of initiations and formal get-togethers to officially join but technically anyone can join yea
although no one in their right mind would ever think about reaching out, it's basically just me with a bunch of 40 to 60 yr olds
sounds alot like frats (minus the hazing hopefully)
I'd say you have your foot in the door tho, if you were to climb whatever ladder they have, you'd certainly see some stuff you wouldnt wanna see
 
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They are going to use you as a sex slave psycho duck
it's all in the pursuit for the meaning of life and symbolism (I'm most certainly getting touched in my special places)
 
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it's all in the pursuit for the meaning of life and symbolism (I'm most certainly getting touched in my special places)
Remember the "this is my no no square" song before you go
 
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Remember the "this is my no no square" song before you go
Everybody Wants To Be A Cat Happy Dance GIF

"No no, dont touch me there, no no thats my no no square!"

*Locks the door*

"Hey why are you guys wearing masks"
 
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I can't believe niggas really think they're all aliens posing as humans to control our minds and souls.

My plan was to infiltrate the brotherhood to find out all the diabolical plans they had in store for humanity. To find maybe a small glimpse of alien tentacles, a taste of a so called 'mind controlling substance', find sacred geometry that secretly controls your spirit. All I needed was one molecule of stone cold proof to expose the elites and find out what's really going on.

when in reality there's just a 30min ceremony or quick lesson on symbolism and then everyone gets drunk right after to tell stories about their lives and experiences.
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JFL drive away 50 cent lmfao
 

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