Im planning on making a move on a coworker

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I think I’ll do the arm around the shoulders thing, and flirt a little
 
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Just rape her
 
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I think I’ll do the arm around the shoulders thing
WHATS THAT I SMELL? IT SMELLS LIKE ....
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SEXUAL HARASSMENT CHARGES
 
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Shes already mine, bitch. Dont try anything or youll get hurt
 
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Not if I’m 18 and she’s 17 lol
AH SO YOU ARE ABOVE THE AGE OF CONSENT, AND SHE IS BELOW?
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THIS AINT GONNA GO THE WAY YOU THINK, SON
 
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How do people even get girlfriends then jfl
By allowing the woman to grope you of course.

Honestly just touching makes sense but arm around the shoulder is a bit weird lol
 
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By allowing the woman to grope you of course.

Honestly just touching makes sense but arm around the shoulder is a bit weird lol
I see nt guys doing it all the time
 
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Yeah with girls they have been speaking to a long time in their social circle
true you probably shouldn’t do the arm around the shoulder until you know her well
 
Terrible idea. Only women can get away with sexual advances on coworkers. Obviously if youre good looking and some chick is into you, it probably will be fine. But you never know what can happen. You say one wrong thing to her and the next day shell talk about it to her coworkers, and then someone will talk about it with the boss or an HR manager, before you know it everyone at work will know about it. Then you could be in trouble. Happened at my job multiple times, some females would gossip about some trivial thing a guy at work said, then before long the story gets exaggerated with the gossip and the boss hears someone got raped
 
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true you probably shouldn’t do the arm around the shoulder until you know her well
Literally otherwise you will get her creeped out lol.

INB4 chad would get away with it
 
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I think I’ll do the arm around the shoulders thing, and flirt a little
I'm putting my arms around the dyke if she rejects me in groping her ass and throwing her down the three story stairs
 
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Terrible idea. Only women can get away with sexual advances on coworkers. Obviously if youre good looking and some chick is into you, it probably will be fine. But you never know what can happen. You say one wrong thing to her and the next day shell talk about it to her coworkers, and then someone will talk about it with the boss or an HR manager, before you know it everyone at work will know about it. Then you could be in trouble. Happened at my job multiple times, some females would gossip about some trivial thing a guy at work said, then before long the story gets exaggerated with the gossip and the boss hears someone got raped
Cope. OP touch her butt my nigga, worst case scenario you have to move counties
 
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When did you come back?

Also, please don't do this. Bad idea at your job.
 
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I'm putting my arms around the dyke if she rejects me in groping her ass and throwing her down the three story stairs
yes, i finally know what PYT truly stands for


P - Harvey
Y - Weinstein
T -
 
When did you come back?

Also, please don't do this. Bad idea at your job.
But at school it isn't right? Groping a bitches butt isn't illegal at school right
 
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But at school it isn't right? Groping a bitches butt isn't illegal at school right
Probably not illegal, but could get in trouble with the school.
 
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When did you come back?
Also, please don't do this. Bad idea at your job.
Damn I mog almost guy there tbh. Even my coworker said it looks like I pull, and this foid is super exotic looking like persia/spanish/albania. She looks really good ngl
 
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Damn I mog almost guy there tbh. Even my coworker said it looks like I pull, and this foid is super exotic looking like persia/spanish/albania. She looks really good ngl
Ian gon lie perform a fireman carry and stuff her in your car trunk, if she screams too much drive the car into a lake
 
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Damn I mog almost guy there tbh. Even my coworker said it looks like I pull, and this foid is super exotic looking like persia/spanish/albania. She looks really good ngl
Do what you want. Any drama that happens could backfire if you need this job. If not, go for it.
 
@Mystery I guess it’s a bad idea. Sad thing is there’s a hyper nt black guy there who is like 5’7 and I swear he smashed 2 foids already. It’s wierd tbh, he’s naturally funny and the center of attention
 
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Do what you want. Any drama that happens could backfire if you need this job. If not, go for it.
I’m gonna snapchat one
 
But at school it isn't right? Groping a bitches butt isn't illegal at school right
nigga you're 15, u could rob some shit and get away with it ffs
 
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nigga your 15, u could rob some shit and get away with it ffs
I used to be wild in 7th grade but I've calmed down. Maybe I should spank her ah and then steal her foams and sell it on ebay
 
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nigga your 15, u could rob some shit and get away with it ffs
@PYT i wish i was like 13 again, fuckk i would do the worst shit ever and not gaf. Aggressively making moves on bitches, (hand on ass, going for kiss). Fighting other niggas, messing with teachers, and most importantly not being a pussy at all, low inbition type shit. Now that Im 18 I’m literally responsible for myself. If my fucking parents didn’t act so high inhib a d try to indoctrinate me so badly. They used to tell me abunch of lies about getting thrown into prison for a wrong move at 12-13 jfl. They used to beat me for getting a pink slip in the 2nd grade jfl at like 8 years old Jfl nowonder im high inhib. I remember at 6-7 years old I was completely normal I wasn’t born aspie. I’ve learned these autistic mannerisms and behaviors
 
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@PYT i wish i was like 13 again, fuckk i would do the worst shit ever and not gaf. Aggressively making moves on bitches, (hand on ass, going for kiss). Fighting other niggas, messing with teachers, and most importantly not being a pussy at all, low inbition type shit. Now that Im 18 I’m literally responsible for myself. If my fucking parents didn’t act so high inhib a d try to indoctrinate me so badly. They used to tell me abunch of lies about getting thrown into prison for a wrong move at 12-13 jfl. They
Yeah I was bugging the fuck out at 13. I was such a annoying fuck, all I'd ever do is instigate shit ,skip class, and move with a big pack of other low inhib bad boys

Then I became a bitch in 8th grade after learning about looks. My personality is the same but I'm reserved and ion even know why
 
@PYT i wish i was like 13 again, fuckk i would do the worst shit ever and not gaf. Aggressively making moves on bitches, (hand on ass, going for kiss). Fighting other niggas, messing with teachers, and most importantly not being a pussy at all, low inbition type shit. Now that Im 18 I’m literally responsible for myself. If my fucking parents didn’t act so high inhib a d try to indoctrinate me so badly. They used to tell me abunch of lies about getting thrown into prison for a wrong move at 12-13 jfl. They
I remember when infinity war came out I went with a big group of 7th and 8th graders and we were deep asf

Never touched drugs though, still haven't smoked a coovie or anything
 
OP BE LIKE:

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I used to be wild in 7th grade but I've calmed down. Maybe I should spank her ah and then steal her foams and sell it on ebay
>Wild
>Posts on .me

Pick one
 
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