IM (possibly) GOING TO HAVE A THREESOME (with 2 girls, am i chad?) NEED TIPS

[SchizoParanoid_]

(humble brag warning) guys, so me and one of my friends were joking about having a fourway with 2 of our classmates, it all started as a joke, but those 2 girls were both giving me IOIs, so i said why not, lets ask them, so long story short, they rejected the idea of having a fourway, BUT they said they were down for a threesome. thing is, i need tips, this would be my first time at this, and im lowkey scared, specially since it would be 2 girls and me, ALL FORUM SLAYERS HELP ME.
Also does this put me in the chad category? (btw, if youre wondering, im HTN max, on a good day and in my opinion, im not chad nor will i ever be)

 

[Deleted member 208062]

 

[not__cel]

Pm me their phenos

 

[SchizoParanoid_]

Pm me their phenos

one is med-ish looking (insane body halo), the other one is mixed i think, im gonna feel like a spaniard colonizer.

 

[SchizoParanoid_]

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i dont get it?

 

[Deleted member 208062]

i dont get it?

 

[SchizoParanoid_]

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elab?

 

[slothful]

go slay for us

lmk how it goes

 

[User28823]

SchizoParanoid_​

 

[laworg]

(humble brag warning) guys, so me and one of my friends were joking about having a fourway with 2 of our classmates, it all started as a joke, but those 2 girls were both giving me IOIs, so i said why not, lets ask them, so long story short, they rejected the idea of having a fourway, BUT they said they were down for a threesome. thing is, i need tips, this would be my first time at this, and im lowkey scared, specially since it would be 2 girls and me, ALL FORUM SLAYERS HELP ME.
Also does this put me in the chad category? (btw, if youre wondering, im HTN max, on a good day and in my opinion, im not chad nor will i ever be)

Are they fat

 

[Deleted member 208062]

elab?

 

[SchizoParanoid_]

go slay for us

lmk how it goes

no cap i think ill be so nervous my penis wont even get up, might even piss myself, and im not exaggerating

 

[slothful]

no cap i think ill be so nervous my penis wont even get up, might even piss myself, and im not exaggerating

i'm in the shower rn but when im out i could give u advice if you'd like

 

[SchizoParanoid_]

Are they fat

no.

 

[SchizoParanoid_]

i'm in the shower rn but when im out i could give u advice if you'd like

yes please, would be greatly appreciated

 

[Jiaxi]

okay shave the balls take care of the little things that matter during sex jack off before you go to get locked in and remember not to drink too much u want libido and also treat the girl like your little sister

 

[SchizoParanoid_]

okay shave the balls take care of the little things that matter during sex jack off before you go to get locked in and remember not to drink too much u want libido and also treat the girl like your little sister

i already shave lol, i dont think i should jack off tho, since i naturally last long (30 minutes) in bed. i also dont drink, i think i'll go nofap to get the libido going. also wtf do you mean by little sister nigga?

 

[Imaloser7754]

Do yall even know any postions

 

[SchizoParanoid_]

Do yall even know any postions

thats a good one, i have long legs so for example, doggy style would be kinda hard, since they're short

 

[Jiaxi]

thats a good one, i have long legs so for example, doggy style would be kinda hard, since they're short

okay you should go missionary unironically

 

[SchizoParanoid_]

okay you should go missionary unironically

yeah from the feedback ive gotten, missionary with legs over shoulders would be the way to go, but kinda boring, ngl, any other positions?

 

[SchizoParanoid_]

bumpppp

 

[SchizoParanoid_]

bumpppp

im desperate for advice niggers, help a fellow incel

 

[Deleted member 109023]

 

[isis_Bleach]

hahaha your friend must feel like shit, chad tales

 

[SchizoParanoid_]

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i would show ss but its all in spanish and too lazy to translate

 

[Deleted member 109023]

i would show ss but its all in spanish and too lazy to translate

I speak portuguese, wouldnt be an issue understanding it.

 

[SchizoParanoid_]

hahaha your friend must feel like shit, chad tales

yeah, i do feel kinda bad for him, he's like htn facially imo, but im taller and bigger overall. tho im kinda scared he will tell, specially since one of the girls has a boyfriend (all women are hoes theory confirmed btw)

 

[SchizoParanoid_]

I speak portuguese, wouldnt be an issue understanding it.

if the deed gets done ima make a thread, and if it doesnt ill also make a thread, i'll be sure to tag you brochacho.

 

[iblamechico]

Show face

 

[iblamechico]

specially since one of the girls has a boyfriend

Mirin

 

[SchizoParanoid_]

Show face

nah, i dont wanna doxx myself, and you faggots will just rate me LTN and say its tales regardless of how i look, but im sure you can see my eye area somewhere in the looksmaxxing advice subforum tho.

Mirin

its more suifuel for me tho, since im more into LTRS than ONS

 

[stevielake]

Rest your sweaty sack on their foreheads.

 

[SchizoParanoid_]

Rest your sweaty sack on their foreheads.

i wanna eat their ass but i dont think they'll let me.

 

[Swarthy Knight]

Are they minors or adults

 

[lastofus123]

send pics and proof or larp

 

[SchizoParanoid_]

Are they minors or adults

they are of age of consent, dw

 

[SchizoParanoid_]

send pics and proof or larp

if the deed gets done ima make a thread, and if it doesnt ill also make a thread, i'll be sure to tag you brochacho.

 

[lastofus123]

well for now just send a screenshot of messages unless this was all conveniently done irl

 

[Swarthy Knight]

they are of age of consent, dw

Idc about that nigga I just want to see pics of them PM if you're able to

Either way tho, good luck and don't stress (assuming this isn't all larp )

 

[SchizoParanoid_]

too bad if you didn see it in time tbh

 

[lastofus123]

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@thales20
not translating btw, do it yourself

Are these latinas? JBW proven once again

 

[SchizoParanoid_]

Are these latinas? JBW proven once again

yeah, but im not white, not to these forum standards, i have white skin and white facial features, but i dont have light hair nor eyes.

 

[not__cel]

Make a thread later detailing every crevice of how it happened (if it does)

 

[lastofus123]

yeah, but im not white, not to these forum standards, i have white skin and white facial features, but i dont have light hair nor eyes.

These forum retards don't represent irl, if you look white and get treated as one you're white

 

[iblamexyz]

run pua game while fucking them

 

[SchizoParanoid_]

run pua game while fucking them

wtf is pua game?

 

[slothful]

yes please, would be greatly appreciated

if they already want you then there's not much you could do to mess it up so don't spend all your time being nervous about it, be confident and know they want you.

if you have a problem w finishing early then goon like 5 minutes before you leave, it seems crazy but it calms your nerves and gives low inhib boost

when you're actually doing it, don't make it seem like you don't care but also don't act like this is so new to you as being awkward is a huge turn off in bed

if youre wondering abt anything else feel free to ask but that's the basics, like a one size fits all

 

[mvpisafaggot420]

post clip once youve done it or didnt happen (pls)

 

[nik.077]

post clip once youve done it or didnt happen (pls)

cuck