IM (possibly) GOING TO HAVE A THREESOME (with 2 girls, am i chad?) NEED TIPS

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(humble brag warning) guys, so me and one of my friends were joking about having a fourway with 2 of our classmates, it all started as a joke, but those 2 girls were both giving me IOIs, so i said why not, lets ask them, so long story short, they rejected the idea of having a fourway, BUT they said they were down for a threesome. thing is, i need tips, this would be my first time at this, and im lowkey scared, specially since it would be 2 girls and me, ALL FORUM SLAYERS HELP ME.
Also does this put me in the chad category? (btw, if youre wondering, im HTN max, on a good day and in my opinion, im not chad nor will i ever be)
 
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Pm me their phenos
 
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Pm me their phenos
one is med-ish looking (insane body halo), the other one is mixed i think, im gonna feel like a spaniard colonizer.
 
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go slay for us :feelsokman:

lmk how it goes
 
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(humble brag warning) guys, so me and one of my friends were joking about having a fourway with 2 of our classmates, it all started as a joke, but those 2 girls were both giving me IOIs, so i said why not, lets ask them, so long story short, they rejected the idea of having a fourway, BUT they said they were down for a threesome. thing is, i need tips, this would be my first time at this, and im lowkey scared, specially since it would be 2 girls and me, ALL FORUM SLAYERS HELP ME.
Also does this put me in the chad category? (btw, if youre wondering, im HTN max, on a good day and in my opinion, im not chad nor will i ever be)
Are they fat
 
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go slay for us :feelsokman:

lmk how it goes
no cap i think ill be so nervous my penis wont even get up, might even piss myself, and im not exaggerating
 
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no cap i think ill be so nervous my penis wont even get up, might even piss myself, and im not exaggerating
i'm in the shower rn but when im out i could give u advice if you'd like
 
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okay shave the balls take care of the little things that matter during sex jack off before you go to get locked in and remember not to drink too much u want libido and also treat the girl like your little sister
 
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okay shave the balls take care of the little things that matter during sex jack off before you go to get locked in and remember not to drink too much u want libido and also treat the girl like your little sister
i already shave lol, i dont think i should jack off tho, since i naturally last long (30 minutes) in bed. i also dont drink, i think i'll go nofap to get the libido going. also wtf do you mean by little sister nigga?
 
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Do yall even know any postions
 
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okay you should go missionary unironically
yeah from the feedback ive gotten, missionary with legs over shoulders would be the way to go, but kinda boring, ngl, any other positions?
 
 
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hahaha your friend must feel like shit, chad tales
 
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hahaha your friend must feel like shit, chad tales
yeah, i do feel kinda bad for him, he's like htn facially imo, but im taller and bigger overall. tho im kinda scared he will tell, specially since one of the girls has a boyfriend (all women are hoes theory confirmed btw)
 
I speak portuguese, wouldnt be an issue understanding it.
if the deed gets done ima make a thread, and if it doesnt ill also make a thread, i'll be sure to tag you brochacho.
 
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Rest your sweaty sack on their foreheads.
 
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Are they minors or adults
 
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well for now just send a screenshot of messages unless this was all conveniently done irl :feelskek::feelskek:
 
they are of age of consent, dw
Idc about that nigga I just want to see pics of them :feelskek: PM if you're able to

Either way tho, good luck and don't stress (assuming this isn't all larp :feelswhat:)
 
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too bad if you didn see it in time tbh
 
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Are these latinas? JBW proven once again :feelswhat:
yeah, but im not white, not to these forum standards, i have white skin and white facial features, but i dont have light hair nor eyes.
 
Make a thread later detailing every crevice of how it happened (if it does)
 
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yeah, but im not white, not to these forum standards, i have white skin and white facial features, but i dont have light hair nor eyes.
These forum retards don't represent irl, if you look white and get treated as one you're white
 
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run pua game while fucking them
 
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yes please, would be greatly appreciated
if they already want you then there's not much you could do to mess it up so don't spend all your time being nervous about it, be confident and know they want you.

if you have a problem w finishing early then goon like 5 minutes before you leave, it seems crazy but it calms your nerves and gives low inhib boost

when you're actually doing it, don't make it seem like you don't care but also don't act like this is so new to you as being awkward is a huge turn off in bed

if youre wondering abt anything else feel free to ask but that's the basics, like a one size fits all
 
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post clip once youve done it or didnt happen (pls)
 

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