I'm pregnant.

[Jué]

That's probably the sexiest thing anyone's ever said to me

Too bad I was 18 and she had to take the pill

 

[Jué]

@Embryo @valentine @Petsmart @Kurai @Mogs Me @Tyler1

 

[Mogs Me]

When u were practicing your pull out game with a pillow to not get a bitch pregnant

and when the moment comes to crack a bih her coochie genuinely too tight to pull out so u just blame her for being a virgin instead of a being hoe