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This forum is made of 14 to 18 yo teenagers, so at 21 I'm a fossilized creature here. The age dynamics are too exaggerated and cartoonish, of course. Having registered at 2019 my account is older than maybe, Idk, 80% of the current users and this fact was brought up by some user recently, confirming it's not all in my head.

I registered on Lookism.net at April 2019, which makes me even older. I remember guys like the Argentinian goodlooking fella who registered 3 weeks to 1 month after me and surfed a huge hype because of how handsome and memeable he was. I remember Brazillian legend Deliciadecu and his chich, insightful channel Attraction Theory. Attraction Theory, by the way, stems from Looks Theory, the channel who introduced me to lookism content and I'm sure the younger zoomers on this haven't got the chance to know.

I mewed before people knew what the hell it was. Nowadays, I read stories of little kids from English classes telling their teacher someone is mewing and the other kid going to correct them saying "no, mewing is like this!".

I surfed the trend of chewing 5 to 10 bubblegums at once to train your masseter and theorically develop a wide, square jaw, until WAW5 by FaceandLMS came out and made me realize it's shaped by bone, not masseter. A friend of mine had outward pointing gonions and the sides of his jaw looked huge and I thought it was masseter up until October 2019 when that video came out.

I popularized in my class terms such as "chad", "abdul", "tyrone" 1 to 5 years before they went mainstream ("abdul" and "tyrone" aren't mainstream to this day). I saw "mog", "beta", "it's over" and many more of the incel lingo and lexicon ascend as terms employed in a large-ass chain by an array of people.

I saw the meme of Gigachad gain a huge mainstream following in mid-2020. I remember playing Halo 2 at July 2020 and thinking about how my friend, who I tried to protect from the blackpill (which he wouldn't take well), posted about the Gigachad meme on his status and how we're doomed now that people know this shit.

I'm an old soul, I was born old, so since I'm a kid I feel great being the first to get to a then underground media and through the years that stuff popularizes. Happened with Rick and Morty (2017), Sophie Ellis-Bextor (2024), The Boys (2019), and many others.
 
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oldfag tales
 
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Respect to you OG

w senpai (read everything btw)
 
shit im 21 too, but been lurking since 2023, i found out about mewing in 2019 though, and did it on my own after watchign john mew videos, i think its the only reason my face isnt as narrow as my grandfathers, although my chin is still recessed. shrug

wish i found this stuff and took it seriously earlier, have u ascended btw? soft maxes and hard maxes?
 
Respect to you OG

w senpai (read everything btw)
Thanks man, judging by your join date you have experience under your own, so props to you. Good luck ascending.

shit im 21 too, but been lurking since 2023, i found out about mewing in 2019 though, and did it on my own after watchign john mew videos, i think its the only reason my face isnt as narrow as my grandfathers, although my chin is still recessed. shrug

wish i found this stuff and took it seriously earlier, have u ascended btw? soft maxes and hard maxes?
I did some mewing at 15 in 2019 too, but specially back then I was too much of perfectionist and always thought my mewing wasn't enough, pushing more and more, so eventually I'd just quit. I did ascend a little losing my chubbier cheeks and gaining more bone structure visibility. I'm glad you managed to have a broader, less narrow face as a result.

Yeah, I found Lookism.net about the right time but couldn't save up for hormones back then. Some users here claim blasting hormones actually microwave your endocrine system, to which I somewhat agree, so maybe I dodged a bullet there, who knows how fucked up taking hgh + T + aromatase inhibitor at 15 or 16 would make me. Currently saving for some hardmaxxing, as I deem it to be the most effective way to get better looking. I just need to get rid of 3 features to be average to slightly above. I was very obsessed with softmaxxes at 15 though, using castor oil, hanging on bars to increase height, trying to get my nose smaller, etc, but none of this really worked.
 
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Thanks man, judging by your join date you have experience under your own, so props to you. Good luck ascending.


I did some mewing at 15 in 2019 too, but specially back then I was too much of perfectionist and always thought my mewing wasn't enough, pushing more and more, so eventually I'd just quit. I did ascend a little losing my chubbier cheeks and gaining more bone structure visibility. I'm glad you managed to have a broader, less narrow face as a result.

Yeah, I found Lookism.net about the right time but couldn't save up for hormones back then. Some users here claim blasting hormones actually microwave your endocrine system, to which I somewhat agree, so maybe I dodged a bullet there, who knows how fucked up taking hgh + T + aromatase inhibitor at 15 or 16 would make me. Currently saving for some hardmaxxing, as I deem it to be the most effective way to get better looking. I just need to get rid of 3 features to be average to slightly above. I was very obsessed with softmaxxes at 15 though, using castor oil, hanging on bars to increase height, trying to get my nose smaller, etc, but none of this really worked.
Same this is exactly what I did too, at 16 I would religiously hang on bars and record my height everyday lmfao, just straight cope.

I’m not risk averse at all, so it was probably intended for me not to get on a cycle, I started watching team alpha 3d, mpmd, and nick str and power when I was 13, if mpmd didn’t brainwash me back then about cycles, I probably would’ve hopped on one. It’s the way of the world i guess🤷🏽‍♂️
Just gonna get a high paying job and run test in my 20s in the meantime
 
Same this is exactly what I did too, at 16 I would religiously hang on bars and record my height everyday lmfao, just straight cope.

I’m not risk averse at all, so it was probably intended for me not to get on a cycle, I started watching team alpha 3d, mpmd, and nick str and power when I was 13, if mpmd didn’t brainwash me back then about cycles, I probably would’ve hopped on one. It’s the way of the world i guess🤷🏽‍♂️
Just gonna get a high paying job and run test in my 20s in the meantime
Sorry for the late reply man, I only log in here once every 2 to 7 days usually

Also, I did watch those channels back when I was a bodybuilding and strongman/powerlifting aficionado, especially Nick Strength and Power. Learned a fuck ton there

I think that’s about the best you can do. Like you said, that’s just how the world runs, it’s part of the game. Run that test cycle, it will get your face more dimorphic, improve your mood, drive and overall. Maybe your voice could get deeper, too. Plus it may be able to make you stronger through more resistant and explosive muscles. At least AFAIK T enanthate is way cheaper than, say, HGH, so you’re set for a more budget-friendly option
 

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