I’m retarded but I’m alive (tldr at the end)

[OOGABOOGA]

Last night I met up with chick to try clothed titfuck in my car after work. I’ve been getting bored of her and she’s not that cute so I didn’t really want to smash sober, but I also didn’t want to have her over late and fuck up my sleep.

before I left home I poured a few shots of my parents vodka into a water bottle. Drank about two shots on the drive to pick her up. Irresponsible, illegal, but I’m fine.

She brings some vodka too as instructed and I took a third shot while waiting in front of her dorm. We drive over to the side street where we fucked a few weeks ago. And I pound 3-4 more shots.

Roughly 7 shots in half an hour on an empty stomach plus im Lowkey a lightweight. Clothed titfuck is fun but the angles are hard in the car so I end up fucking her. This morning I didn’t even remember the fuck, along with some other details.

Pulled up to her dorm so she could try and find out if she could sneak me in to sober up. I’m texting @Biggdink and he’s telling me I need to be smart and get an Uber home. Much love bro.

She couldn’t sneak me in so she decided to come with me and sober sit basically. Made it home safe, even stopped for Wendy’s on the way home.

Went to bed, woke up at 7 with morning wood and had a quickie in the bathroom before dropping her at the train.

So that’s the story of how (TLDR): I got basically blackout drunk in my car, had titty sex, then drove 8-9 miles home safe. I’m alive somehow, what a night. Gym time.

 

[Deleted member 2403]

ok

 

[Deleted member 16530]

had titty sex,

So sending reddit links to women works?

 

[Deleted member 10104]

srs dont do that bro, not worth it, why you even drink alcohol

 

[Moggedbyevery1]

He makes this up as he goes

 

[Moggedbyevery1]

srs dont do that bro, not worth it, why you even drink alcohol

Driven home shitfaced heaps of times tbh, on the highway too

 

[OOGABOOGA]

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[Deleted member 15099]

Your gonna die bro

 

[gamma]

Bruh

 

[Enfant terrible]

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[turkproducer]

srs dont do that bro, not worth it, why you even drink alcohol

this is how most of those under 25 socialise, so just stay in and never go out?

 

[Deleted member 10104]

this is how most of those under 25 socialise, so just stay in and never go out?

he didnt need to take 2 shots before even driving to the girl though or in a car at all

but its not worth it for me, alcohol generally makes me feel like shit anyway

 

[turkproducer]

he didnt need to take 2 shots before even driving to the girl though or in a car at all

but its not worth it for me, alcohol generally makes me feel like shit anyway

i was being serious, at least over here “socialising” is going to a club or rave, and doing drugs or drinking copious amount of alcohol

ofc you can do the reg shit, like go to cinema or visit another city, but most normies aren’t into that

it’s a q i’m asking you, how the fuck do you socialise without partaking in the degeneracy

alcohol makes me tired, that’s the only negative effect, and bloat ofc

 

[Deleted member 10104]

i was being serious, at least over here “socialising” is going to a club or rave, and doing drugs or drinking copious amount of alcohol

ofc you can do the reg shit, like go to cinema or visit another city, but most normies aren’t into that

it’s a q i’m asking you, how the fuck do you socialise without partaking in the degeneracy

alcohol makes me tired, that’s the only negative effect, and bloat ofc

Bro I don't socialize or fuck club/party thots these days my socializing is meeting girls off dating apps and creating harems tbqh

OOh I guess I always socialize in gym and have made a lot of friends there tbh

 

[stewiegriffin]

Alcohol makes me way too confident. Used to drive home fucked up way too often. Woke up once and didn’t remember driving home and said yea I can’t ever do that again.

 

[turkproducer]

Bro I don't socialize or fuck club/party thots these days my socializing is meeting girls off dating apps and creating harems tbqh

OOh I guess I always socialize in gym and have made a lot of friends there tbh

i guess the drinking culture is different here, they start drinking at 14 and drugs soon after on average

america seems much more chill, some 21 year olds literally drink their first sip of vodka over there, if you did that here you’d be a social outcast jfl

i guess at your age it’s normal to not be going to the club still.

so basically i’m cursed with shit body fat genetics, it’s over, an ultimatum between shut in gymcel or bloated normie

 

[Deleted member 16275]

Bruh
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i swear to god, this guy is so brown-passing

 

[Deleted member 10104]

i guess the drinking culture is different here, they start drinking at 14 and drugs soon after on average

america seems much more chill, some 21 year olds literally drink their first sip of vodka over there, if you did that here you’d be a social outcast jfl

i guess at your age it’s normal to not be going to the club still.

so basically i’m cursed with shit body fat genetics, it’s over, an ultimatum between shut in gymcel or bloated normie

You're in turkey?

 

[turkproducer]

You're in turkey?

nah lol, it’s not that degen there

i’m from the west

 

[OOGABOOGA]

he didnt need to take 2 shots before even driving to the girl though or in a car at all

but its not worth it for me, alcohol generally makes me feel like shit anyway

I’m not particularly attracted to her and she’s kinda dumb so it’s beer goggles for looks and iq

 

[AlexAP]

Pulled up to her dorm so she could try and find out if she could sneak me in to sober up. I’m texting @Biggdink and he’s telling me I need to be smart and get an Uber home. Much love bro.
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When in doubt, always ask Biggdink.

 

[Deleted member 6305]

Bruh
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It's funny because he lives like Shrek

 

[lutte]

Just so you know I've never once read a thread I'm mass tagged in