I’m running for US president (in 2035 for 2036)

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I am 100% eligible. And I’ll be old enough then.

My rich uncle in the US said he’ll support me financially and get me on TV. I‘ll do some surgeries before that. I hope he’ll keep up the promise but I’m filing to run no matter what.
 
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First Looksmaxer in charge what is the world coming to
 
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get a ugandan citizenship and larp saying you have family there. you could easily become leader with enough money.
 
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get a ugandan citizenship and larp saying you have family there. you could easily become leader with enough money.
:feelshaha:. I just want to be a leader :feelsohh: I’ll be a good leader
 
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Fox 2036
 

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homer simpson episode 13 GIF
 
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get everyone those mandated state gfs
 
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@stamaster21 - I will be running because I believe I can actually become president or at least my party’s nominee (which ever one I have better chances with). Heck I have good policies.
 
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I‘ll run, you’ll see me on tv in 12 years
 
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@Luffymaxxing - I appreciate the laugh reactions, it’s actually the reaction I prefer out of all reactions :yes: :feelsokman:
 
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@murdah - thank you; appreciate the laugh emoji; I’m weird for liking them the most, I know!
Btw, what I said is all true and others who have run in the past also had literally zero chance

Come on, give me another one! :lul:
 
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I am 100% eligible. And I’ll be old enough then.

My rich uncle in the US said he’ll support me financially and get me on TV. I‘ll do some surgeries before that. I hope he’ll keep up the promise but I’m filing to run no matter what.
nah fuck you, i'll leak all your fucked up posts so no one votes for you 😂
 
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Screenshot 2024 02 04 at 31915 AM


You think the jews are gonna let you be president after saying this shit
 
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If China hasn’t carpedbombed half of the country by then
 
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You don’t agree? True that now I’m fucked.
No i agree, but if the Jews don't approve of you you can't become president of America
 
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Mandated whores for every man ASAP
 
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You don’t agree? True that now I’m fucked.
and its too late to delete, the jews have everything you post including deleted stuff in a database 😂
 
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AIPAC is the most powerful lobby in america, if you refuse to suck zionist cock they will not fund you and they will fund your enemies campaigns instead
 
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AIPAC is the most powerful lobby in america, if you don't suck zionist cock they will not fund you and they will fund your enemies campaigns instead
Fuck
 
I believe they require a 1:1 post to rep on looksmax.org. @Mr. President correct me if im wrong.
 
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on a more serious note, how come you as a republican seem not to support israel? thats pretty rare
very true but even the Biden administration is pro-Israel. I always think “country and morals over party” - I’m pro being hard on criminals and borders but also pro renewable energy.

I did not think about the Israel aspect when I registered and what happened over the past months changed my mind even more. I think I’ll switch to become an independent, maybe even Democrat, I guess they all aren’t great. Depends what next months/years will bring!

I don’t like the Republican Party anymore, it’s Trump’s party now. I might be voting for Nikki Haley even if I don’t like her. Probably won’t vote at all. I would have preferred Chris Christie but was disappointed, yet not surprised he’s so pro-Israel. Anyway, I guess the whole system is fucked, of course I’ll never become president but I want to at least try even if that’s jfl. Or maybe run for governor (Illinois), that’s a whole other level than president kek
 
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“Poor” jfl. You’ve got no clue about my mom’s side of my family (my grandparents) and my father for that matter. Not poor at all and mom’s only brother hasn’t got any kids of his own. At least I’m no Latino. And btw, crazier things have happened.

Remember:
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“Poor” jfl. You’ve got no clue about my mom’s side of my family (my grandparents) and my father for that matter. Not poor at all and mom’s only brother hasn’t got any kids of his own. At least I’m no Latino. And btw, crazier things have happened.

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Imma join the army, get citizenship and vote for you bhai
 
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I believe they require a 1:1 post to rep on looksmax.org. @Mr. President correct me if im wrong.
This nigga does not have what it takes
 
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Impossible. You'll get blackmailed for your posts in this place.
 
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“Poor” jfl. You’ve got no clue about my mom’s side of my family (my grandparents) and my father for that matter. Not poor at all and mom’s only brother hasn’t got any kids of his own. At least I’m no Latino. And btw, crazier things have happened.

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larp ur adopted
 
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You’ll have to sell your soul to a kike
 
Bold of you to assume there will be anything left of the America you know by 2035
 
I am 100% eligible. And I’ll be old enough then.

My rich uncle in the US said he’ll support me financially and get me on TV. I‘ll do some surgeries before that. I hope he’ll keep up the promise but I’m filing to run no matter what.
Make me secretary of state
 
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