im scared i might get hit with stalking charges

[acm]

I followed this nigga back to his home but I feel like he saw me. he definitely knows my face and there is a chance he might of saw me watching him go inside his home.

if he confronts me (we go to the same gym) idk wtf I'm gonna do

 

[gigacumster3000]

newfag, stalking charges are for basic bitches who can't even handle a little bit of risk in their lives. i followed like 10 girls back home before i got laid and you should too if u want to be taken seriously. just make sure they don't see your face - wear sunglasses or something typical. next time, watch him from afar so he doesn't have a clear view of you. also ditch the gym rat look and start lifting bro, no -- girl wants a skinny bitch like yourself lurking around her house

 

[acm]

newfag, stalking charges are for basic bitches who can't even handle a little bit of risk in their lives. i followed like 10 girls back home before i got laid and you should too if u want to be taken seriously. just make sure they don't see your face - wear sunglasses or something typical. next time, watch him from afar so he doesn't have a clear view of you. also ditch the gym rat look and start lifting bro, no -- girl wants a skinny bitch like yourself lurking around her house

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[registerfasterusing]

newfag, stalking charges are for basic bitches who can't even handle a little bit of risk in their lives. i followed like 10 girls back home before i got laid and you should too if u want to be taken seriously. just make sure they don't see your face - wear sunglasses or something typical. next time, watch him from afar so he doesn't have a clear view of you. also ditch the gym rat look and start lifting bro, no -- girl wants a skinny bitch like yourself lurking around her house

 

[Mogs Me]

Why are you following him home nigga


Ye ye ts some diddy shit

 

[Zenis]

“I followed this nigga back to his home” — bro, that’s not a feelsmega moment, that’s a felony speedrun. You’re one confrontation away from becoming the next truecrimecel documentary on Netflix.


You ain’t “gymmaxxing,” you’re prisonmaxxing. This isn’t Mog Theory, it’s Mugshot Theory.


If dude saw you, it’s over — he’s probably memorizing your rat skull silhouette for the police lineup as we speak. You’ll be sitting in interrogation like:

“B-but officer, I was just checking his canthal tilt!”

Bro went from “looksmax” to lawyermax real quick. You better start LDAR (Lay Down And Repent) before you end up getting mugged AND mogged by the justice system, you absolute newfag stalkcel.