I'M SELLING FASHIONCEL (LICITATION) RICH USERS GTFINH

[Deleted member 27371]

LIVE AUCTION: ONE (1) @fashioncel –RAT FACED PANJEET EDITION


Starting Bid: 1 million rupees + Your Last Shred of Dignity
Buy It Now: 3 Exposure Bucks (Guaranteed to skyrocket your social clout... or not)


DESCRIPTION:
Up for grabs is a one-of-a-kind Fashioncel, known in the wild as the Rat faced panjeet. This rare specimen comes complete with:

• A wardrobe entirely sourced from Reddit recommendations and those “ Trendy Men’s Fashion” ads on Instagram.
• An extensive collection of spicy hot takes, guaranteed to turn any civil conversation into a dumpster fire.
• A complex aroma profile: notes of overpriced cologne, instant curry, and a dash of desperation.

FEATURES AND SPECIFICATIONS:

• Self-Proclaimed Style Guru: Will criticize your outfit while wearing mismatched socks and a faded anime T-shirt.
• Top-Tier Copium Dispenser: Comes with an infinite supply of excuses for everything from bad Tinder matches to unpaid internships.
• Master of the Echo Chamber: Expert at agreeing with himself, even when no one else does.

DISCLAIMER:

• Seller is not responsible for any cringe or second-hand embarrassment experienced.
• No refunds or returns; all sales are final. Not that you'd be able to return him anyway. He's too busy arguing on internet forums.
• The funds collected in this licitation will be donated to a random user for his surgeries

PLACE YOUR BIDS NOW AND OWN A PIECE OF INTERNET HISTORY!
(Bidding ends when we realize this was a terrible idea... so basically any minute now.)

SUMMONING BETABUXXERS AND RICH USERS:
@fr0st
@CD34
@Cyrus
@StupidHedonist_INTP
@albanianblackguy
@PARISIEN
@Jiaxi
@HostSamurai
@johnypvpgod
@Kroker

 

[Deleted member 125010]

Bids begin now

 

[Deleted member 125010]

Bump

 

[fr0st]

LIVE AUCTION: ONE (1) @fashioncel –RAT FACED PANJEET EDITION


Starting Bid: 1 million rupees + Your Last Shred of Dignity
Buy It Now: 3 Exposure Bucks (Guaranteed to skyrocket your social clout... or not)


DESCRIPTION:
Up for grabs is a one-of-a-kind Fashioncel, known in the wild as the Rat faced panjeet. This rare specimen comes complete with:

• A wardrobe entirely sourced from Reddit recommendations and those “ Trendy Men’s Fashion” ads on Instagram.
• An extensive collection of spicy hot takes, guaranteed to turn any civil conversation into a dumpster fire.
• A complex aroma profile: notes of overpriced cologne, instant curry, and a dash of desperation.

FEATURES AND SPECIFICATIONS:

• Self-Proclaimed Style Guru: Will criticize your outfit while wearing mismatched socks and a faded anime T-shirt.
• Top-Tier Copium Dispenser: Comes with an infinite supply of excuses for everything from bad Tinder matches to unpaid internships.
• Master of the Echo Chamber: Expert at agreeing with himself, even when no one else does.

DISCLAIMER:

• Seller is not responsible for any cringe or second-hand embarrassment experienced.
• No refunds or returns; all sales are final. Not that you'd be able to return him anyway. He's too busy arguing on internet forums.
• The funds collected in this licitation will be donated to a random user for his surgeries

PLACE YOUR BIDS NOW AND OWN A PIECE OF INTERNET HISTORY!
(Bidding ends when we realize this was a terrible idea... so basically any minute now.)

SUMMONING BETABUXXERS AND RICH USERS:
@fr0st
@CD34
@Cyrus
@StupidHedonist_INTP
@albanianblackguy
@PARISIEN
@Jiaxi
@HostSamurai
@johnypvpgod
@Kroker

You forgot manlet height yet calling other people short.

 

[Deleted member 27371]

You forgot manlet height yet calling other people short.

Do we have 1.250.000 rupees from @fr0st ?

 

[fr0st]

Do we have 1.250.000 rupees from @fr0st ?

i bid 1.500.000 if im allowed to do whatever i want with him once i get him.

 

[Deleted member 125010]

i bid 1.500.000 if im allowed to do whatever i want with him once i get him.

Are you gonna sell my organs

 

[Deleted member 27371]

i bid 1.500.000 if im allowed to do whatever i want with him once i get him.

Great offer ! Of course after buying you can do whatever you want with him, I personally used it for lefort 5 experimentation and lobotomy research. Does anyone offer 1.750.000 ?

 

[Deleted member 27371]

Are you gonna sell my organs

I apologize in anticipation for his bitching, I forgot to take his phone when I locked him in the basement

 

[Cyrus]

ill buy his sister for 50k rupees

 

[fr0st]

Great offer ! Of course after buying you can do whatever you want with him, I personally used it for lefort 5 experimentation and lobotomy research. Does anyone offer 1.750.000 ?

I was just gonna lynch him off a pine tree but that works too.

 

[Deleted member 117288]

Vapparana bagahththa.
Ye, Imma get the raw liver + pancreas + brain + kidneys + skin.

 

[cowboy]

I WANT HIM

 

[Deleted member 27371]

ill buy his sister for 50k rupees

Bad offer, female specimens of the rare rat faced panjeet variation are sold for minimum 2 million rupees in the Mumbai Black market. I'll make you a deal though, offer 2.500.000 million rupees for fashioncel and I will turn him into a tranny for you

 

[Deleted member 27371]

I WANT HIM

Do you offer 2.000.000 rupees ?

 

[Cyrus]

Bad offer, female specimens of the rare rat faced panjeet variation are sold for minimum 2 million rupees in the Mumbai Black market. I'll make you a deal though, offer 2.500.000 million rupees for fashioncel and I will turn him into a tranny for you

im brokie im not paying that much for brown booty

 

[cowboy]

Do you offer 2.000.000 rupees ?

ANYTHING

 

[Deleted member 27371]

im brokie im not paying that much for brown booty

Stop larping bro, I've seen you on Epstein Island's last summer. You were fucking the JB nailed to the floor right next to mine

 

[Deleted member 27371]

ANYTHING

Do we have anyone offering 2.250.000 rupees ?

 

[Jué]

10 000 000 Here

 

[cowboy]

Stop larping bro, I've seen you on Epstein Island's last summer. You were fucking the JB nailed to the floor right next to mine

Fuuuuck you saw that?? God bro cant be saying that where people can hear you.. this is our little secret

 

[Deleted member 27371]

10 000 000 Here

Thank you saar ! Do we have anyone offering 10.250.000 ?

 

[cowboy]

10 000 000 Here

15,000,000 @fashioncel YOURE GONNA BE MINE

 

[Deleted member 27371]

Fuuuuck you saw that?? God bro cant be saying that where people can hear you.. this is our little secret

Everyone knows the ungrateful spoiled children of the worlds elite rot on .org

 

[Deleted member 27371]

15,000,000 @fashioncel YOURE GONNA BE MINE

Great, thank you bhai ! Do we have anyone offering 15.250.000 ? What are you planning on doing with fashioncel bhai if you don't mind me asking.

 

[Deleted member 27371]

Vapparana bagahththa.
Ye, Imma get the raw liver + pancreas + brain + kidneys + skin.

You either buy the whole cow or nothing bub

 

[cowboy]

Great, thank you bhai ! Do we have anyone offering 15.250.000 ? What are you planning on doing with fashioncel bhai if you don't mind me asking.

Well none of the escorts ive bought seemed to have shown any interest in me.. I just need someone wholl be a little more willing

 

[Deleted member 117288]

You either buy the whole cow or nothing bub

Truly a ripoff faith of all time.
Fuck that dalit religion.
If I buy the cow, then where shall I cull it safely?
Without the Mumbai police involved obviously.

 

[Deleted member 27371]

Well none of the escorts ive bought seemed to have shown any interest in me.. I just need someone wholl be a little more willing

Suifuel tbh, are you gonna come to Epstein Island this summer ?

 

[cowboy]

Suifuel tbh, are you gonna come to Epstein Island this summer ?

Fym nigga i run the place ever since epstein got caught

 

[Deleted member 27371]

Truly a ripoff faith of all time.
Fuck that dalit religion.
If I buy the cow, then where shall I cull it safely?
Without the Mumbai police involved obviously.

You're gonna have to take that problem to a yogi

 

[Deleted member 27371]

Fym nigga i run the place ever since epstein got caught

Mirin, probably third richest user on .org, only outclassed by me and @Master

 

[Deleted member 27371]

15,000,000 @fashioncel YOURE GONNA BE MINE

WE HAVE A WINNER FOIDS AND GENTLEMAN !!!! SOLD TO @cowboy FOR 15 MILLION RUPPES OR 173K DOLLARS !!!
THE RAT FACED PANJEET WILL BE DELIEVERED TO YOU IN 30 WORKING DAYS TOGETHER WITH A BONUS GIFT FROM OUR AGENCY IN THE FORM OF SAINT HAMUDI'S HOLY SKULL THAT WILL PROTECT YOU AND BRING PROSPERITY TO YOUR HOUSE UNTILL THE END OF DAYS. DM ME FOR FURTHER INFORMATION ABOUT THE PROCESS OF THE DELIEVERY.

THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO JOINED OUR BID !!! THE MONEY GATHERED WILL BE DONATED TO A RANDOM .ORG USER FOR HARDMAXXING FUNDING. PLEASE LEAVE ME IDEAS FOR WHO YOU'D LIKE TO BUY NEXT TIME.

 

[cowboy]

OH BOY!!!! YOU HEAR THAT DADDY @fashioncel??? YOURE MINE AND YOULL DO EVERYTHING I SAY!!!

 

[Deleted member 27371]

OH BOY!!!! YOU HEAR THAT DADDY @fashioncel??? YOURE MINE AND YOULL DO EVERYTHING I SAY!!!

Please enjoy your product sir

 

[cowboy]

Please enjoy your product sir

Oh i will ill be putting all his holes to good use use