Zeekie
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Ever since I moved to Italy, I've gone through a decent transformation, probably from mid-tier normie to high-tier normie, maybe even grazing Chadlite status. Still missing a few enhancements to fully get there, but it's been noticeable enough that a few friends started asking me for advice. (This was after I accidentally-on-purpose dropped some autistic looksmaxxing rants to them, turns out they didn’t think it was weird, which was a massive save.)
Anyway, there are two friends in particular, both around 6'2 or taller, which is practically tall here. They’ve got insane base genetics: strong jawlines, great bone structure, basically born Chadlites. With just a bit of softmaxxing and maybe a couple of non-invasive cosmetic tweaks, they wouldn’t just be Chads, no even worse, they’d be Uber-Chads. Like, final boss-tier. The type of shit Hitler was trying to create.
And that’s the problem.
These guys have so much potential that I’ve been actively sabotaging them. Every time they ask for advice, I either change the subject, give them vague half-truths, or straight-up mislead them with bad tips. I want to be a good friend, but if I help them, it’s over. Not just for me. For all of us. They’re already pulling Stacies on default settings. If they actually optimize? They'd be running around on creative mode.
So yeah, for the past few months, I’ve been looksmining my friends to keep the human race in check.
Anyway, there are two friends in particular, both around 6'2 or taller, which is practically tall here. They’ve got insane base genetics: strong jawlines, great bone structure, basically born Chadlites. With just a bit of softmaxxing and maybe a couple of non-invasive cosmetic tweaks, they wouldn’t just be Chads, no even worse, they’d be Uber-Chads. Like, final boss-tier. The type of shit Hitler was trying to create.
And that’s the problem.
These guys have so much potential that I’ve been actively sabotaging them. Every time they ask for advice, I either change the subject, give them vague half-truths, or straight-up mislead them with bad tips. I want to be a good friend, but if I help them, it’s over. Not just for me. For all of us. They’re already pulling Stacies on default settings. If they actually optimize? They'd be running around on creative mode.
So yeah, for the past few months, I’ve been looksmining my friends to keep the human race in check.
