I'm so autistic I cant even answer those stupid Bumble ice breaker questions

[Amnesia]

For those unaware girls can send stupid pre made questions firs to 'break the ice' and get the convo started on Bumble, both people put their answers in and then it's revealed to each other

A girl just sent "What would your job title actually be if it were super honest?"

It's like uhh I dunno, i trade stocks from home, it's pretty cut and dry and robotic. WTF am I suppose to come up with some clever sarcastic answer like some stupid normie who works in an office with a buncha other dumb normies.

I've been sitting here for 10 minutes thinking about how to answer this question and I have nothing. WTF women can't put enough effort into sending something original, fucking women I HATE THEM ALL

 

[Deleted member 6856]

First,gimme reacts

 

[brainded]

Doesnt matter what you write, you're a giga chad. She will eat up whatever answer you give her.

 

[fukmylyf]

bro i had one girl send nothing but gifs and then call me boring when i asked her what she's doing

 

[Deleted member 245]

Doesnt matter what you write, you're a giga chad. She will eat up whatever answer you give her.

 

[Deleted member 2506]

I trade stocks too (options)

I'd say "I'm a glorified gambling addict who wins a little more than the casino"

mirin?

 

[nvck_pilled]

just actively stop caring

 

[Squirtoutmabooty]

Send her this

 

[Amnesia]

I tried to be funny by saying 'button clocker'

and now she replied "button slicker?? uhh ok lol"

over

 

[Vermilioncore]

Demolish the world one woman at a time

 

[Amnesia]

Demolish the world one woman at a time

I wish they didnt exist

 

[Vermilioncore]

I wish they didnt exist

 

[malignant]

I tried to be funny by saying 'button clocker'

and now she replied "button slicker?? uhh ok lol"

over

im worried about how high your inhibtion is despite your looks and presumably slay count
youre are undoubtedly mentally ill and i hope i dont end up like this

 

[brutal_blackpill]

-

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Say your unemployed

 

[Subhuman trash]

Chad

 

[Vitruvian]

Full time incel forum mod

 

[Patrick Baitman]

A girl just sent "What would your job title actually be if it were super honest?"

Just be goofy bro, how hard that can be. In situations like these I always reply with light hearted goofy answer which has a wide appeal. For example, I'll reply with something like: "pizza tester. I can't get enough of it!". Basic ass stuff like that works great with foids. They literally have a child like mind, so be playful like that

 

[Deleted member 275]

Alpha trait is to give a low effort answer or even ignore her, and then steer the conversation into the direction you want it to

 

[Deleted member 245]

I wish they didnt exist

Foids are dumb and they have cooties

 

[balding17yomanletcel]

another amnesia thred. another gay niggas simping

 

[Deleted member 4209]

brutal that her first question is whats ur job ngl, as though to weed out the poorcels.