I’m so cracked at beating my own dick I lowkey wanna clone myself and make him beat me off, maybe sell him to beat off other guys

[JimmyDreamsOfZygos]

You can jack off for years but never improve, me? I’ve mastered the technique. It’s made me a happier man, as well as a better lover. I’m a virtuoso. I can confidently say that I can beat my dick better than any woman can. I make every girl try yet they don’t even come close.

 

[Vermilioncore]

Come beat my dick off then professional cock wrangler

 

[JimmyDreamsOfZygos]

Come beat my dick off then professional cock wrangler

Woah not me that would be gay