im so drunk i almost post a thread in spanish

[expert]

i was making a thread about which drugs im taking, and i started typing it out in spanish
im such a retard
i drank so much tequila,vodka,jager im so cooked

 

[romanstock]

did you know that a jew stole spain's gold and sent it to russia?

 

[expert]

did you know that a jew stole spain's gold and sent it to russia?

yeah it was my family

 

[romanstock]

yeah it was my family

what's your surname then...

 

[Bittersweet]

i was making a thread about which drugs im taking, and i started typing it out in spanish
im such a retard
i drank so much tequila,vodka,jager im so cooked

Drinking…

Enjoy the bloat.

 

[expert]

Drinking…

Enjoy the bloat.

who cares im not going outside

 

[Bittersweet]

who cares im not going outside

It’s nice to let go every now and then.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

who cares im not going outside

Why not? What you need is a pet nutria.

You can put a leash on him and take him for walks. Take him into stores and if anyone questions it, "Muh it's my emotional support buddy. His name is Lil Shit because he shits all over the place."

 

[expert]

Why not? What you need is a pet nutria.

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You can put a leash on him and take him for walks. Take him into stores and if anyone questions it, "Muh it's my emotional support buddy. His name is Lil Shit because he shits all over the place."

my mom wanted something like this before, but she didnt get them cuz they stink a lot
And she got a dog that looks lowkey like an albino rat