I’m so dumb when I’m drunk

[foidaddict]

I’ve had genuine chances to slay while I was drunk but didn’t because of some retarded shit I did that I can’t even remember because I was too drunk

My brain chases dopamine like my survival depends on it so I usually can’t control my alcohol intake

 

[foidaddict]

BUMP cause I need niggas to relate so I feel less alone

 

[e<6gx#7Nw6APF"XU]

cant relate, i only used to drink alone in front of my computer

 

[foidaddict]

cant relate, i only used to drink alone in front of my computer

Mirin, you got the happiness without the social suicide

 

[Norm Macdonald]

2022 I told this light skinned bitch “my mum wants me home early” after she invited me to her place for sex

I could have lost my virginity way earlier

 

[Norm Macdonald]

2022 I told this light skinned bitch “my mom wants me home” after she invited me to her place for sex

I could have lost my virginity way earlier

I’m so fucking retarded

 

[foidaddict]

2022 I told this light skinned bitch “my mum wants me home early” after she invited me to her place for sex

I could have lost my virginity way earlier

NIGGA I LITERALLY COULD HAVE FUCKED A VERY HOT BLONDE HTB/BORDERLINE STACYLITE HIGH IQ FOID AT 16 DURING A PARTY BUT NOO 'muhh curfew'

 

[Norm Macdonald]

NIGGA I LITERALLY COULD HAVE FUCKED A VERY HOT BLONDE HTB/BORDERLINE STACYLITE HIGH IQ FOID AT 16 DURING A PARTY BUT NOO 'muhh curfew'

Mirin mental retardation

 

[foidaddict]

Mirin mental retardation

Literally I was 16 but fakeID-maxxed and could have fucked this foid easily, but my parents at the time were hella strict and I just couldn't, plus the alcohol I consumed increased my anxiety. Hope some nigga reads this and makes better choices with his life.

 

[tunisianropemaxxer]

Water

 

[foidaddict]

Water

Some cute foid at a bar I used to go to gave me water whenever I was super drunk and tried to get more drinks, hope she's doing well now and has her happily ever after with Chad

 

[tunisianropemaxxer]

Some cute foid at a bar I used to go to gave me water whenever I was super drunk and tried to get more drinks, hope she's doing well now and has her happily ever after with Chad

i drank once at a party and i became a philosopher
my homies have a snap vid of it but i dont

 

[unon]

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