Im so fucking tired of school please help me on how to skip

[PassionateNT]

ive been to school today after staying home 2 days and i really dont wanna go to tmrw but i have no choice because my dad is "dissapointed" and mad at me for missing so much school,i genuinely dont give a fuck tho because i genuinely cant be fucked to even get out of bed in the morning, last 2 times i just disabled my alarm slept till 10 then told my dad i "accidently slept late" wont fly another time tho,what can i do ?
(i made an thread like this before and everyone told me to just throw up) which is not an option as i tried it already and my dad didnt care. I need something thats 100% fool proof and will keep me out of school for as long as possible?

edit: ran out of reps

 

[NinjaRG9]

how do you get to school?

 

[Riley209711]

isn't it summer for you?

 

[Masty]

ive been to school today after staying home 2 days and i really dont wanna go to tmrw but i have no choice because my dad is "dissapointed" and mad at me for missing so much school,i genuinely dont give a fuck tho because i genuinely cant be fucked to even get out of bed in the morning, last 2 times i just disabled my alarm slept till 10 then told my dad i "accidently slept late" wont fly another time tho,what can i do ?
(i made an thread like this before and everyone told me to just throw up) which is not an option as i tried it already and my dad didnt care. I need something thats 100% fool proof and will keep me out of school for as long as possible?

Break your legs

 

[PassionateNT]

how do you get to school?

Bus or bike

 

[PassionateNT]

isn't it summer for you?

3 more weeks

 

[PassionateNT]

Break your legs

genius

 

[Masty]

genius

You can do that easily, just find out how.

 

[Riley209711]

3 more weeks

which country ru from just curious

 

[PassionateNT]

which country ru from just curious

germany

 

[PassionateNT]

You can do that easily, just find out how.

knowing my dad hed probably still send me to school even in a wheelchair

 

[Riley209711]

germany

hmm alr. where im from we start summer way earlier. must be a german thing for u

 

[PassionateNT]

hmm alr. where im from we start summer way earlier. must be a german thing for u

makes me wanna cry