im so good at crime that i know exactly how the crime will turn out

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c im already overwhelmed doing nothing
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so if there is even a 1% risk, i dont do it.

i know EXACTLY a priori what all can go wrong doing crime

like the full game tree, every detail, from every perspective

i know the strategies and tactics my victims and law enforcement will do

i know all possible traces or evidence i could leave

i know all ways how i could be linked to the crime

my evaluation and calculation skills are superior than magnus carlsen in chess

i make no mistakes. its impossible for me to get caught, because if it was possible, i wouldnt do the crime.

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i am very much in control due to my near-omniscience, and im only getting smarter
 
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there is so much more i could write on this

i could pubblish a book "how to never get caught at crime"
 
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so if there is even a 1% risk, i dont do it.

i know EXACTLY a priori what all can go wrong doing crime

like the full game tree, every detail, from every perspective

i know the strategies and tactics my victims and law enforcement will do

i know all possible traces or evidence i could leave

i know all ways how i could be linked to the crime

my evaluation and calculation skills are superior than magnus carlsen in chess

i make no mistakes. its impossible for me to get caught, because if it was possible, i wouldnt do the crime.

@paladincel_

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the thing is:

ONLY do crime if u FEEL u will get away with it

your feelings is the ultimate sign if its worth doing or not

if u feel like u might get caught, dont do it. for doing the crime, it has to feel VERY right.

very important to use the feelings-based approach in crime

is like ur a sith-lord and search your feelings if its worth doing

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this thread is like the ultimate crime-blueprint



but its of course incomplete



there is a lot more you should know about crime
 
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Śkoda Octavia
 
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if u feel like u might get caught, dont do it. for doing the crime, it has to feel VERY right. it has to be a strong-buy right
 
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there is so much more i could write on this

i could pubblish a book "how to never get caught at crime"
Can you make a guide to do small crimes and tell lies without getting caught
 
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Can you make a guide to do small crimes and tell lies without getting caught
i could for educational purposes. maybe will.

tell lies, well you need plausible deniability.
 
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i could for educational purposes. maybe will.

tell lies, well you need plausible deniability.
I will read everything. I am interested in how you get away with it.
 
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I will read everything. I am interested in how you get away with it.
Fuck you donkey we dont like your kind here. My grandpa got genocided by donkeys fuck you nigger
 
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Fuck you donkey we dont like your kind here. My grandpa got genocided by donkeys fuck you nigger
Ok. I will tell the Turks to bomb Armenians again :forcedsmile::forcedsmile:
 
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up
 
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MVP when he gets caught anyway since he made 100k posts about crime on clearnet
 
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