I'm so happy I got my vaccine!!!!!

[Seth Walsh]

“I’m so happy I got my vaccine.”


Got Pfizer. Obviously.


Posted the card to Instagram within 11 seconds.


Changed profile picture to I’VE BEEN VACCINATED.


Added SCIENCE to bio.


Bought a commemorative T-shirt.


Took a photograph of the Band-Aid.


Took another photograph pointing at the Band-Aid.


Took another photograph of myself holding the little sticker.


“DOING MY PART.”


Checked in at the vaccination centre on Facebook.


“Feeling blessed.”


“Dose 1 DOWN!!!”


“Pfizer gang where you at???”


Made vaccination status a temporary personality.


Asked everyone at dinner which pharmaceutical company they were on like we were comparing Hogwarts houses.


“Oh, Moderna? Nice. I’m Pfizer.”


Dose 2:


“FULLY VAXXED!!!!!”


Posted syringe emoji.


Posted dancing GIF.


Posted vaccine passport.


Posted brunch.


Posted another vaccine passport.


Six months later:


“BOOSTED!!!”


New Band-Aid selfie.


New sticker.


New profile frame.


The content cycle has been renewed.

 

[tomacōck]

Goyim

 

[Seth Walsh]

Goyim

A lot of the "I got vaccinated" cucks got wiped out by the rental market / labour market from 2021-2026.

BRUTAL

 

[Seth Walsh]

• Man wearing an enormous COVID vaccine vial on his head while brandishing a giant syringe at the 2021 NYC Halloween parade.
• “Dr. Vacina” carrying a roughly two-metre syringe through vaccination queues in Brazil.
• FEMA vaccination-site glitter photo frames saying “VACCINES SAVE LIVES!” and “WE ARE IN THIS TOGETHER.”
• Literal “I GOT MY COVID-19 VACCINE” photo-booth frame, complete with syringe/virus graphics.
• Giant community selfie frame saying “I GOT VACCINATED — STOP COVID-19.”
• Grand Central installing an actual “I GOT THE SHOT — TAKE A SELFIE HERE” station.
• University vaccination centre with a huge “I GOT MY SHOT” Instagram-frame prop.

And the period really did produce an established genre called the “vaccine selfie” / “vaxxie”: people holding vaccination cards, pointing at Band-Aids, and announcing Pfizer/Moderna status online. NPR was describing the recognizable pose by April 2021.
The satire almost writes itself:

APRIL 2021
Received Pfizer at 11:03.
At 11:04 I became a pharmaceutical brand ambassador.
At 11:05 the Band-Aid entered the content strategy.
At 11:07 I located the federally funded selfie booth.
At 11:09 I stood inside a six-foot cardboard frame saying
I GOT THE SHOT
At 11:12 I informed Instagram that I believe in science.
At 11:18 I developed a strong emotional attachment to Pfizer Inc.
At 11:25 a man dressed as a syringe walked past.
Nobody found this unusual.

 

[Nectar]

Slave trait

 

[Hater_of_foids]

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• Man wearing an enormous COVID vaccine vial on his head while brandishing a giant syringe at the 2021 NYC Halloween parade.
• “Dr. Vacina” carrying a roughly two-metre syringe through vaccination queues in Brazil.
• FEMA vaccination-site glitter photo frames saying “VACCINES SAVE LIVES!” and “WE ARE IN THIS TOGETHER.”
• Literal “I GOT MY COVID-19 VACCINE” photo-booth frame, complete with syringe/virus graphics.
• Giant community selfie frame saying “I GOT VACCINATED — STOP COVID-19.”
• Grand Central installing an actual “I GOT THE SHOT — TAKE A SELFIE HERE” station.
• University vaccination centre with a huge “I GOT MY SHOT” Instagram-frame prop.

And the period really did produce an established genre called the “vaccine selfie” / “vaxxie”: people holding vaccination cards, pointing at Band-Aids, and announcing Pfizer/Moderna status online. NPR was describing the recognizable pose by April 2021.
The satire almost writes itself:

u good bro ?