I’m stuck in the army doing absolutely nothing

[Deleted member 21735]

I’m literally on the phone all day lmao but they won’t let me go out

 

[Deleted member 16501]

Jerk your dick till it bleeds my boy

 

[Gonthar]

I’m literally on the phone all day lmao but they won’t let me go out

Have you tried like socializing with your comrades?

 

[Deleted member 19442]

Have you tried like socializing with your comrades?

Nigga why are you setting up OP for failure

 

[Deleted member 21735]

Jerk your dick till it bleeds my boy

I will call Megan fox to come and have sex with me

 

[Deleted member 21735]

Have you tried like socializing with your comrades?

They don’t like me cause I’m a 27 year old virgin so I’m too Autistic for them. They keep telling “do you want us to take you to a brothel to get laid?”

 

[Gonthar]

Nigga why are you setting up OP for failure

What do you mean, they are brothers in arms...

They don’t like me cause I’m a 27 year old virgin so I’m too Autistic for them. They keep telling “do you want us to take you to a brothel to get laid?”

Say yes!!!
When you're in a new social circle you have to do what others do, if you want to fit in and not be seen as an outcast.

 

[Deleted member 19442]

What do you mean, they are brothers in arms...

Say yes!!!
When you're in a new social circle you have to do what others do, if you want to fit in and not be seen as an outcast.

@Crestfallen95 is a wise oldcel, he knows you’re coercing him into jestermaxxing for you. Try this on a young airhead curry instead

 

[Deleted member 21735]

What do you mean, they are brothers in arms...

Say yes!!!
When you're in a new social circle you have to do what others do, if you want to fit in and not be seen as an outcast.

Jfl if you thunk that. We would kill each other the moment we had the chance. And Jfl if you think I would ever go to a brothel to fuck some ugly alien. No friend would ever say this

 

[Deleted member 21735]

@Crestfallen95 is a wise oldcel, he knows you’re coercing him into jestermaxxing for you. Try this on a young curry instead

I’m already a jester

 

[Deleted member 19442]

I’m already a jester

Yes but you can always stoop lower and humiliate yourself further

 

[Deleted member 21735]

Yes but you can always stoop lower and humiliate yourself further

They find me funny because I’m a virgin so anything I do is instantly negatively perceived. “Look how weird he is, it’s like he has a syndrome or smth”

 

[Gonthar]

And Jfl if you think I would ever go to a brothel to fuck some ugly alien. No friend would ever say this

This sounds pretty unmanly, soldiers are supposed to be horny and fuck almost anything, their whole lifestyle is expected to tough and macho, not faggy and sensitive.

 

[Deleted member 21735]

This sounds pretty unmanly, soldiers are supposed to be horny and fuck almost anything, their whole lifestyle is expected to tough and macho, not faggy and sensitive.

Literally 90% of the guys here have girlfriends that they get to fuck, this shit is something only worthless incels like me get to hear. It’s hypocritical af

 

[Chinacurry]

Have you tried like socializing with your comrades?

They take the piss out of him cos they are all NT.

OP how much u get paid to do fuck all?

 

[Chinacurry]

Have you tried like socializing with your comrades?

They take the piss out of him cos they are all NT.

OP how much u get paid to do fuck all?

Literally 90% of the guys here have girlfriends that they get to fuck, this shit is something only worthless incels like me get to hear. It’s hypocritical af

Do they know u don't fuck?

 

[Deleted member 21735]

OP how much u get paid to do fuck all?

i get 8 euros per month

Do they know u don't fuck?

yeah and its pretty obvious lmao

 

[Deleted member 22553]

Jfl being autistic in the army is a death sentence, I'm glad my 3 years are up