im such a fucking retard

[BWC_virgin]

thinking back to high school girls in my sports team used to take pictures of me secretly on their phones and then send them to each other all the time.

one of my friends was riding in a van with like 6 of the girls on the team and when he got back he said they legit talked about me the whole time

plus othe stuff i could go on

this was from sophmore-senior year.

i legit never touched or talked to a girl in high school ever

crashed out cuz random normies i knew had cute girlfriends in high school like wtf, why not me nigga. after graduating i went a fucked some slut.

shoulda trusted my parents they said "you should ask ___ girl out, she definently likes you. even if she says no its not a big deal"

but i was like Noooooooooo im gonna look stupid cuz why would a girl like me and they will think im creepy.

eventually i asked some girl out for prom and she said yes but then i acted giga retarded and kept talking about other girls the whole time and even showed her nudes some girl sent me and shit cuz i was worried she would think i actually liked her (i did) but i wanted her to think it was just for fun or something, that way she couldnt like reject me cuz i did first (weird mutually assured destruction type thinking).

dont be retarded like me kids

 

[Bartarus]

thinking back to high school girls in my sports team used to take pictures of me secretly on their phones and then send them to each other all the time.

That's incredibly brutal.

even showed her nudes some girl sent me

You are fucking retarded.

Good thread, will note advice

 

[Deleted member 194457]

That's incredibly brutal.


You are fucking retarded.

Good thread, will note advice

my man actually read it

 

[Greyascension]

Read everything. I've actually never heard of such retardation this is so fucking crazy genuinely