I’m such a fucking sex addict that all I think about is fucking girls

[FastBananaCEO]

It’s always “how do I turn this into an opportunity to fuck some girl”

Today I went to a party that one of my friends was throwing and all I could think about was how I could turn it into an opportunity to fuck some random girl I’d never even met there (of course it wouldn’t work even if I was low inhib enough to ask her)

I’m going on a trip to a different fucking COUNTRY next Wednesday and already I’m plotting how to sneak out of my relatives’ house and fuck some random bitch that lives there

Like how would that even happen? I’d fucking have to rent a car

 

[FastBananaCEO]

@Zer0/∞ if you got an all expense paid trip to China with ur family how would you go about sneaking out and fucking native Chinese bitches

 

[sibience]

Me too, the horny is too high for me.

 

[Deleted member 4362]

Congrats, so does every other penis carrier on the planet.

 

[FastBananaCEO]

Congrats, so does every other penis carrier on the planet.

Yeah but you think every man is so fucking down bad that they even turn vacations into opportunities to fuck bitches

 

[IncelsBraincels]

DIO: ROAD ROLLER DA!!! MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
Jolyne: ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
DIO: ICHI BYOU KEIKA WRYYYYYYY
*road roller drops*
DIO: I did it, I won. Now to take Jolyne's blood
Jolyne: Yare yare dawa. Stone Free: ZA WARUDO!
DIO: NANI?! Jolyne:ORAORARAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
Part 3 alternate ending

 

[FastBananaCEO]

DIO: ROAD ROLLER DA!!! MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
Jolyne: ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
DIO: ICHI BYOU KEIKA WRYYYYYYY
*road roller drops*
DIO: I did it, I won. Now to take Jolyne's blood
Jolyne: Yare yare dawa. Stone Free: ZA WARUDO!
DIO: NANI?! Jolyne:ORAORARAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
Part 3 alternate ending

Shigechi: is that a human hand?

Kira: lol no it’s a fake one

Shigechi: ok cool

Part 4 alternate ending

 

[Zylk]

So deranged that I already imagined Jolyne sucking my cock

 

[aBetterMii]

If youre chad it comes to you
Thats the only way

 

[ray]

i can relate ;/ but im still incel

 

[FastBananaCEO]

So deranged that I already imagined Jolyne sucking my cock

Jolyne is so fucking hot

 

[Martyokart]

It's gonna be like this no matter what but on a way lesser scale if you stop watching porn 25/8

 

[thereallegend]

That's just normal