I'm such a virgin, that my parents created an imaginary girlfriend for me.

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I remember one time I asked my mom About my childhood,

And she said I used to get all the girls (which is a lie),

And there was one girl obsessed with me In my class ,
She was so obsessed with me in fact that she ran out of the class Just to say bye to me,


Which is cute and all,
But I mean who is believing This,
I was a ugly ass kid And I'm still ugly now,


I'm really laughing at this,
my parents must think I'm a retard to believe this bullshit.
 
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Bump.
 
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Fuck you,

You're parents care enough about your emotions to lie to you,
and you laugh at them.
 
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Get a life nigger.
 
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this is actually brutal
 
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Ain't you a woman.
This you?
Fashioncel
 
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I remember one time I asked my mom About my childhood,

And she said I used to get all the girls (which is a lie),

And there was one girl obsessed with me In my class ,
She was so obsessed with me in fact that she ran out of the class Just to say bye to me,


Which is cute and all,
But I mean who is believing This,
I was a ugly ass kid And I'm still ugly now,


I'm really laughing at this,
my parents must think I'm a retard to believe this bullshit.
Mogs me.

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My imaginary girlfriend rejected me.
 
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You eventually need to stop them right where they are, the next time they say some lying bullshit like that. I didn’t do shit about it with my parents on time and now they are comfortable lying to my face. It is disrespectful and a mockery.
 
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Typical incel losing his cool over small things. (just like his pecker) :feelshaha:
When did I lose my cool??,

And never ever talk about my penis again.
 
You eventually need to stop them right where they are, the next time they say some lying bullshit like that. I didn’t do shit about it with my parents on time and now they are comfortable lying to my face. It is disrespectful and a mockery.
Thanks for the advice.
 
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ye hate when they gaslight u like this shits so annoying u just gotta ignore it most of the time
 
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ye hate when they gaslight u like this shits so annoying u just gotta ignore it most of the time
I was gonna agree with you,
but then I saw your username.
 
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I remember one time I asked my mom About my childhood,

And she said I used to get all the girls (which is a lie),

And there was one girl obsessed with me In my class ,
She was so obsessed with me in fact that she ran out of the class Just to say bye to me,


Which is cute and all,
But I mean who is believing This,
I was a ugly ass kid And I'm still ugly now,


I'm really laughing at this,
my parents must think I'm a retard to believe this bullshit.
There was only one girl who truly liked me at 4 - 5
And it was because at that time was skin was lighter and I looked better as a kid than I do now
We even have pics together, somehow I wasn't attracted to her for wearing glasses
Now she's a radical feminist and I'm incel
 
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I remember one time I asked my mom About my childhood,

And she said I used to get all the girls (which is a lie),

And there was one girl obsessed with me In my class ,
She was so obsessed with me in fact that she ran out of the class Just to say bye to me,


Which is cute and all,
But I mean who is believing This,
I was a ugly ass kid And I'm still ugly now,


I'm really laughing at this,
my parents must think I'm a retard to believe this bullshit.
They know you are entitled to a gf love them
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There was only one girl who truly liked me at 4 - 5
And it was because at that time was skin was lighter and I looked better as a kid than I do now
We even have pics together, somehow I wasn't attracted to her for wearing glasses
Now she's a radical feminist and I'm incel
You're life sounds like hell tbh.
 
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Fuck you,

You're parents care enough about your emotions to lie to you,
and you laugh at them.
At least they do. Mine never gave 2 shits. I hate them so much
 
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Did you at least have friends turned childhood??
No. I behaved exactly like my parents did to me, one time i was so angry i lashed out on my own brother, my parents had the audacity to ask me "who the fuck taught your bitch ass to act like that".

Everyone who i was friends with either left me or hates me. I am only alive because of this site atp. I have 0 close friends or connections.
 
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I remember one time I asked my mom About my childhood,

And she said I used to get all the girls (which is a lie),

And there was one girl obsessed with me In my class ,
She was so obsessed with me in fact that she ran out of the class Just to say bye to me,


Which is cute and all,
But I mean who is believing This,
I was a ugly ass kid And I'm still ugly now,


I'm really laughing at this,
my parents must think I'm a retard to believe this bullshit.
Fuck you,

You're parents care enough about your emotions to lie to you,
and you laugh at them.
:feelspepo:
 
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No. I behaved exactly like my parents did to me, one time i was so angry i lashed out on my own brother, my parents had the audacity to ask me "who the fuck taught your bitch ass to act like that".

Everyone who i was friends with either left me or hates me. I am only alive because of this site atp. I have 0 close friends or connections.
That's depressing.
 
I remember one time I asked my mom About my childhood,

And she said I used to get all the girls (which is a lie),

And there was one girl obsessed with me In my class ,
She was so obsessed with me in fact that she ran out of the class Just to say bye to me,


Which is cute and all,
But I mean who is believing This,
I was a ugly ass kid And I'm still ugly now,


I'm really laughing at this,
my parents must think I'm a retard to believe this bullshit.
What the hell is happening to the Arabs, bro, we wuzzz Caliphsssssssssss
 
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