I'm such a virgin, that my parents created an imaginary girlfriend for me.

[fashioncel]

I remember one time I asked my mom About my childhood,

And she said I used to get all the girls (which is a lie),

And there was one girl obsessed with me In my class ,
She was so obsessed with me in fact that she ran out of the class Just to say bye to me,


Which is cute and all,
But I mean who is believing This,
I was a ugly ass kid And I'm still ugly now,


I'm really laughing at this,
my parents must think I'm a retard to believe this bullshit.

 

[fashioncel]

Bump.

 

[fashioncel]

Fuck you,

You're parents care enough about your emotions to lie to you,
and you laugh at them.

 

[ImVerySorry]

Get a life nigger.

 

[looksmaxingbeyond]

this is actually brutal

 

[fashioncel]

Get a life nigger.

Ain't you the nigga that got pressed because I Insulted Asians.

 

[fashioncel]

this is actually brutal

I know.

 

[ImVerySorry]

Ain't you the nigga that got pressed because I Insulted Asians.

Don’t I mog your post rep ratio?

 

[fashioncel]

Don’t I mog your post rep ratio?

Ain't you a woman.

 

[ImVerySorry]

Ain't you a woman.

This you?

 

[Lefty Rankin]

I remember one time I asked my mom About my childhood,

And she said I used to get all the girls (which is a lie),

And there was one girl obsessed with me In my class ,
She was so obsessed with me in fact that she ran out of the class Just to say bye to me,


Which is cute and all,
But I mean who is believing This,
I was a ugly ass kid And I'm still ugly now,


I'm really laughing at this,
my parents must think I'm a retard to believe this bullshit.

Mogs me.

My imaginary girlfriend rejected me.

 

[fashioncel]

This you?
View attachment 3767134

Typical foid insulting a subhuman for no reason.

 

[ImVerySorry]

Typical foid insulting a subhuman for no reason.

Typical incel losing his cool over small things. (just like his pecker)

 

[looksmaxingbeyond]

I know.

You eventually need to stop them right where they are, the next time they say some lying bullshit like that. I didn’t do shit about it with my parents on time and now they are comfortable lying to my face. It is disrespectful and a mockery.

 

[fashioncel]

Typical incel losing his cool over small things. (just like his pecker)

When did I lose my cool??,

And never ever talk about my penis again.

 

[fashioncel]

You eventually need to stop them right where they are, the next time they say some lying bullshit like that. I didn’t do shit about it with my parents on time and now they are comfortable lying to my face. It is disrespectful and a mockery.

Thanks for the advice.

 

[fashioncel]

Mogs me.

View attachment 3767133

My imaginary girlfriend rejected me.

Random ass dude, that you just posted.

 

[niggacum492139]

ye hate when they gaslight u like this shits so annoying u just gotta ignore it most of the time

 

[fashioncel]

ye hate when they gaslight u like this shits so annoying u just gotta ignore it most of the time

I was gonna agree with you,
but then I saw your username.

 

[niggacum492139]

I was gonna agree with you,
but then I saw your username.

? what wrong with my username Bro

 

[fashioncel]

? what wrong with my username Bro

Calm down it was just a joke man.

 

[niggacum492139]

Calm down it was just a joke man.

Good Boy

 

[Klasik616]

I remember one time I asked my mom About my childhood,

And she said I used to get all the girls (which is a lie),

And there was one girl obsessed with me In my class ,
She was so obsessed with me in fact that she ran out of the class Just to say bye to me,


Which is cute and all,
But I mean who is believing This,
I was a ugly ass kid And I'm still ugly now,


I'm really laughing at this,
my parents must think I'm a retard to believe this bullshit.

There was only one girl who truly liked me at 4 - 5
And it was because at that time was skin was lighter and I looked better as a kid than I do now
We even have pics together, somehow I wasn't attracted to her for wearing glasses
Now she's a radical feminist and I'm incel

 

[Alias!]

I remember one time I asked my mom About my childhood,

And she said I used to get all the girls (which is a lie),

And there was one girl obsessed with me In my class ,
She was so obsessed with me in fact that she ran out of the class Just to say bye to me,


Which is cute and all,
But I mean who is believing This,
I was a ugly ass kid And I'm still ugly now,


I'm really laughing at this,
my parents must think I'm a retard to believe this bullshit.

They know you are entitled to a gf love them

 

[fashioncel]

There was only one girl who truly liked me at 4 - 5
And it was because at that time was skin was lighter and I looked better as a kid than I do now
We even have pics together, somehow I wasn't attracted to her for wearing glasses
Now she's a radical feminist and I'm incel

You're life sounds like hell tbh.

 

[Klasik616]

You're life sounds like hell tbh.

Not really but it's a pretty boring life
About my dating life... it was hell

 

[fashioncel]

They know you are entitled to a gf love them
View attachment 3767174

Correction humans are entitled to Love,

While I'm a subhuman.

 

[Alias!]

Correction humans are entitled to Love,

While I'm a subhuman.

we luv you twin

 

[.zonic]

Fuck you,

You're parents care enough about your emotions to lie to you,
and you laugh at them.

At least they do. Mine never gave 2 shits. I hate them so much

 

[fashioncel]

At least they do. Mine never gave 2 shits. I hate them so much

Did you at least have friends turned childhood??

 

[fashioncel]

we luv you twin

Thanks.

 

[.zonic]

Did you at least have friends turned childhood??

No. I behaved exactly like my parents did to me, one time i was so angry i lashed out on my own brother, my parents had the audacity to ask me "who the fuck taught your bitch ass to act like that".

Everyone who i was friends with either left me or hates me. I am only alive because of this site atp. I have 0 close friends or connections.

 

[incelhunter]

I remember one time I asked my mom About my childhood,

And she said I used to get all the girls (which is a lie),

And there was one girl obsessed with me In my class ,
She was so obsessed with me in fact that she ran out of the class Just to say bye to me,


Which is cute and all,
But I mean who is believing This,
I was a ugly ass kid And I'm still ugly now,


I'm really laughing at this,
my parents must think I'm a retard to believe this bullshit.

Fuck you,

You're parents care enough about your emotions to lie to you,
and you laugh at them.

 

[fashioncel]

You know I reply to myself right??

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Random ass dude, that you just posted.

No, that's me.

 

[incelhunter]

You know I reply to myself right??

Of course

 

[fashioncel]

No. I behaved exactly like my parents did to me, one time i was so angry i lashed out on my own brother, my parents had the audacity to ask me "who the fuck taught your bitch ass to act like that".

Everyone who i was friends with either left me or hates me. I am only alive because of this site atp. I have 0 close friends or connections.

That's depressing.

 

[fashioncel]

No, that's me.

View attachment 3767195

Absolute fucking larp.

 

[childishkillah]

I remember one time I asked my mom About my childhood,

And she said I used to get all the girls (which is a lie),

And there was one girl obsessed with me In my class ,
She was so obsessed with me in fact that she ran out of the class Just to say bye to me,


Which is cute and all,
But I mean who is believing This,
I was a ugly ass kid And I'm still ugly now,


I'm really laughing at this,
my parents must think I'm a retard to believe this bullshit.

What the hell is happening to the Arabs, bro, we wuzzz Caliphsssssssssss

 

[fashioncel]

Of course

Then why did you make fun of me??.

 

[fashioncel]

What the hell is happening to the Arabs, bro, we wuzzz Caliphsssssssssss

Not All arabs are like this I'm just the outlier.

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Absolute fucking larp.

It's not at all.