I’m suspecting there’s a dude here who lives in the gym

Dr. Mog

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At the gym rn and this nigga been using the thread mil since I came here 1.5 business hours ago and now that I’m beside him nigger is on -3 decline walk all along.

Anyways…last week I changed my routine and went to the gym late in the evening and spotted this dude there on my same schedule all of a sudden.
It’s been 2 days I started coming first in the morning now, fuck! actually wait! Not first but second cause this dude is already there :feelsohgod:

I went to MMA yesterday at 2 pm and this dude was already kicking the bag by the time I opened the door :feelswhat:

I go to Yoga for some stretching inconsistently like 3 times a month all at different times in the morning but hold on hold tf on!! Wait!!! in every fucking session of mine this nigga was there!!! :feelsree:

Last but not the least I went to greet my friend who called me above to talk to her while she was in her Zumba class, she then said “hey you can join @Dr. Mog , apparently men are here too, there’s just one guy tho take a look” and I opened the class door and take a wild fucking guess who was standing there by the window wearing 3 inch light blue tong shorts!!! :feelsohgod:

Either CIA is onto me or this rat just lives here.
 
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Interesting
 
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He might be. I slept in the shower stalls of my gym when I was homeless
This roided black guy knew. I could see it in his eyes. During that period, he'd go for a workout every night and the following morning.
He caught me a few times in the changing rooms entering at 11/12PM and leaving at 7/8AM
 
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slept in the shower stalls of my gym when I was homeless
Brutal. How didn’t the gym owner kick you out or did he think you probably are a huge advocate of just shower theory

@Mogsgymmaxx @Luca_. @Jager @BigBallsLarry
@Swarthy Knight
 
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Off topic but the owner of a gym in my city used to sleep there and got caught jerking off behind the counter. Apparently bro saw a girl doing squats and couldn’t hold it in
 
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Brutal. How didn’t the gym owner kick you out or did he think you probably are a huge advocate of just shower theory

@Mogsgymmaxx @Luca_. @Jager @BigBallsLarry
@Swarthy Knight
Gym owner never found out. I covered my tracks well. Would sleep on a towel on the floor so the water from the stall next to mine wouldn't make my clothes wet. Also in a fetus position where you couldn't see my shoes from under the stall door
Had all my bags stuffed in one large locker + used their free water
There was a system that monitors when you entered and left, so I'd limit my stay to 6/7hours
 
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Gym owner never found out. I covered my tracks well. Would sleep on a towel on the floor so the water from the stall next to mine wouldn't make my clothes wet. Also in a fetus position where you couldn't see my shoes from under the stall door
Had all my bags stuffed in one large locker + used their free water
There was a system that monitors when you entered and left, so I'd limit my stay to 6/7hours
You’ve been through some serious shit.

where are you in life rn?
 
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Gym owner never found out. I covered my tracks well. Would sleep on a towel on the floor so the water from the stall next to mine wouldn't make my clothes wet. Also in a fetus position where you couldn't see my shoes from under the stall door
Had all my bags stuffed in one large locker + used their free water
There was a system that monitors when you entered and left, so I'd limit my stay to 6/7hours
Damn man thats a crazy story. Didn’t know your life was this bad
 
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You’ve been through some serious shit.

Last but not the least, where are you in life rn? Feel free to him my pms anytime man, well, greycel.
Thanks dude but I'm good
It was a few years back and it's behind me now. I'm doing much better financially but I don't want to reveal what I do
 

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