im the most invetive when it comes to tinder lines

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"do you play pokemon?"

"whats you opinion on bass players?"

"you know we could meet and talk about it, im a psychologist besides everything else"

but ofc, NONE of this works. yeah it keeps girls entertained for a while but you know, if you are actualy attractive , you dont need this shit. sadly im not. i hate being so ugly....

 

[Primalsplit]

"you know we could meet and talk about it, im a psychologist besides everything else"

Literally asking to be an emotional tampon. Lol I can't

 

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Literally asking to be an emotional tampon. Lol I can't

yeah but she liked it and said something about marrying the psychologist

 

[Primalsplit]

yeah but she liked it and said something about marrying the psychologist

Ofc she's gonna like it. But unless you have something to turn this around, you're playing the game to lose basically.

 

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Ofc she's gonna like it. But unless you have something to turn this around, you're playing the game to lose basically.

i tried escalating and she didnt reciprocate. tbh, these girls never want any contact with me at all, they just use me because they dont have anything better to do.

 

[Primalsplit]

i tried escalating and she didnt reciprocate. tbh, these girls never want any contact with me at all, they just use me because they dont have anything better to do.

*Facepalm after facepalm

 

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*Facepalm after facepalm

i put my arm on her back and she went like "What are you doing?". "I just put my hand on you?". "And who told you i wanted that?". fucking brutal

 

[Primalsplit]

i put my arm on her back and she went like "What are you doing?". "I just put my hand on you?". "And who told you i wanted that?". fucking brutal

You're revolting. She must have felt completely nauseous in her stomach when you touched her.

 

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You're revolting. She must have felt completely nauseous in her stomach when you touched her.

i bet she did cuz i never saw her again.