I'm the most ugly person on this earth

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My parents fed me straight goyslop and junk food through all my puberty now I look fucking sub-5 I would even say a category below atp even if it doesn't exist, now I need to get MARPE/Invisalign to fix my narrow palate and overbite and after losing weight possible bimax, genioplasty, canthoplasty, infraorbital implants and limb lenghtening surgery bc I'm 5 fucking 4 :lul:
 

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My parents fed me straight goyslop and junk food through all my puberty now I look fucking sub-5 I would even say a category below atp even if it doesn't exist, now I need to get MARPE/Invisalign to fix my narrow palate and overbite and after losing weight possible bimax, genioplasty, canthoplasty, infraorbital implants and limb lenghtening surgery bc I'm 5 fucking 4 :lul:
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you'd have to be a treacher collins burn victim for that to be true
 
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samthechud

 
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IMG 3209
 
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Dnr bro please
 
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Might be time to pack it up bro 😬
 
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Yeah this is beyond fucked ngl

He got the eye color eyebrow positioning could be worse and that's it

then there's the height on top

Realistically does need tens of thousands to fix just the face

still see uglier dudes irl though, all he can do now is get the skin fixed and dye the hair/brows
 
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Yeah this is beyond fucked ngl

He got the eye color eyebrow positioning could be worse and that's it

then there's the height on top

Realistically does need tens of thousands to fix just the face

still see uglier dudes irl though, all he can do now is get the skin fixed and dye the hair/brows
atp worth a try I already started saving up I'm gonna do whatever it takes
 
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At least you got blue eyes
 
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atp worth a try I already started saving up I'm gonna do whatever it takes
As least you aren't ignorant, you're gonna need a shit ton of motivation for all those bills though.
 
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At least you got blue eyes
son my blue eyes doesn't mean jack shit haven't got a girlfriend since primary school :lul: (18 btw)
 
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son my blue eyes doesn't mean jack shit haven't got a girlfriend since primary school :lul: (18 btw)
half of this site is khhv relax sonny
 
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mogs me
 
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joseph merrick uglymogs
 
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son my blue eyes doesn't mean jack shit haven't got a girlfriend since primary school :lul: (18 btw)
primary school is still something tbf, if you geomaxxed you could probably get some shit but I wouldn't recommend that. Your eyes remind me of that paul newman guy that alone is enough to have a considerable amount of appeal in good portions of the world.
joseph merrick uglymogs
I just learned this is who @IronMike uses for his ai ugly bastard slop 🥀
 
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primary school is still something tbf, if you geomaxxed you could probably get some shit but I wouldn't recommend that. Your eyes remind me of that paul newman guy that alone is enough to have a considerable amount of appeal in good portions of the world.

I just learned this is who @IronMike uses for his ai ugly bastard slop 🥀
I'll start by losing weight (which I'm already doing since 1 month) and hop on accutane next week then I'll do the surgeries when I fully softmaxxed (it's gonna be a pain in the ass but I don't even care anymore atp it's either that or ropemaxxing and if I rope I'm a pussy)
 
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i think you need to invest in a good surgeon
 
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My parents fed me straight goyslop and junk food through all my puberty now I look fucking sub-5 I would even say a category below atp even if it doesn't exist, now I need to get MARPE/Invisalign to fix my narrow palate and overbite and after losing weight possible bimax, genioplasty, canthoplasty, infraorbital implants and limb lenghtening surgery bc I'm 5 fucking 4 :lul:
india cl
 
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primary school is still something tbf, if you geomaxxed you could probably get some shit but I wouldn't recommend that. Your eyes remind me of that paul newman guy that alone is enough to have a considerable amount of appeal in good portions of the world.

I just learned this is who @IronMike uses for his ai ugly bastard slop 🥀
WYM?

1779510075519
 
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they done fucked me up :lul:
 
Future passport bro geomaxxing at ching chong land. their standards are very low there and you will be a God

IMG 0499
 
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primary school is still something tbf, if you geomaxxed you could probably get some shit but I wouldn't recommend that. Your eyes remind me of that paul newman guy that alone is enough to have a considerable amount of appeal in good portions of the world.

I just learned this is who @IronMike uses for his ai ugly bastard slop 🥀
wait you do be right the eyes, forehead and hair color are a bit similar lowkey
 

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I'll start by losing weight (which I'm already doing since 1 month) and hop on accutane next week then I'll do the surgeries when I fully softmaxxed (it's gonna be a pain in the ass but I don't even care anymore atp it's either that or ropemaxxing and if I rope I'm a pussy)
Trimax cantho and lip width (commisurroplasty) will probably
take you to a passable range

although 5'4 is really what hurts tbh it's gonna rape your dimorphism entirely, you're forced to likely combo liftmaxx and LL even if that shit looks weird.
 
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Trimax cantho and lip width (commisurroplasty) will probably
take you to a passable range

although 5'4 is really what hurts tbh it's gonna rape your dimorphism entirely, you're forced to likely combo liftmaxx and LL even if that shit looks weird.
already using height insoles but yeah I will get LL in the future just gotta moneymaxx
 
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wait you do be right the eyes, forehead and hair color are a bit similar lowkey
You have a good eye color, even among blue eyes they're top tier - if anything saves you it's that.
 
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Yeah this is beyond fucked ngl
He's white jfl all he needs to do is book a flight to africa or asia and he will slay. If he wants a white girl then yes he's completely fucked.
 
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If he wants a white girl then yes he's completely fucked.
I'm assuming like 90% of his race and does, the 10% that don't are insane oddities or legit just can't get an attractive one and they settle with trash/mid of other races.

I did tell him he could geomaxx, but I question how happy those dudes really are.
 
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My parents fed me straight goyslop and junk food through all my puberty now I look fucking sub-5 I would even say a category below atp even if it doesn't exist, now I need to get MARPE/Invisalign to fix my narrow palate and overbite and after losing weight possible bimax, genioplasty, canthoplasty, infraorbital implants and limb lenghtening surgery bc I'm 5 fucking 4 :lul:
At least u got low set eyebrows
 
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My parents fed me straight goyslop and junk food through all my puberty now I look fucking sub-5 I would even say a category below atp even if it doesn't exist, now I need to get MARPE/Invisalign to fix my narrow palate and overbite and after losing weight possible bimax, genioplasty, canthoplasty, infraorbital implants and limb lenghtening surgery bc I'm 5 fucking 4 :lul:
there's multiple categories below sub 5 tokcel. it just means below mtn
 
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My parents fed me straight goyslop and junk food through all my puberty now I look fucking sub-5 I would even say a category below atp even if it doesn't exist, now I need to get MARPE/Invisalign to fix my narrow palate and overbite and after losing weight possible bimax, genioplasty, canthoplasty, infraorbital implants and limb lenghtening surgery bc I'm 5 fucking 4 :lul:
brutal bro... you dont even look 18
 

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