I'm too high-functioning to NEET, yet too low-functioning to hold down a job

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I’m too autistic to ever function like a normal human or hold down a job without wanting to rope, but I’m too high-functioning for the state to actually pay me to rot.

The brutal reality is I’m just a mid-wit sperg who’s too normal to ever collect that sweet non-contributory pension check. I just want to neetmax in peace and stay comfy at home, but the system demands I wage-slave because I don't look "retarded" enough for the bureaucracy.
 
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Become a criminal
 
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Brutal
You're trapped in a void :fuk:
No escape from it :feelsohgod:
 
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Same.
 
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I like being angry, faggot
I Guess GIF
 
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I’m too autistic to ever function like a normal human or hold down a job without wanting to rope, but I’m too high-functioning for the state to actually pay me to rot.

The brutal reality is I’m just a mid-wit sperg who’s too normal to ever collect that sweet non-contributory pension check. I just want to neetmax in peace and stay comfy at home, but the system demands I wage-slave because I don't look "retarded" enough for the bureaucracy.
Same
 
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I wouldn't get it unless I went back on meds so as to provide evidence of my "condition" and that isn't something I'm willing to do, because meds are poison and evil.

I think I'm just going to get a job with the least responsibility possible, because fuck it. I've contributed enough to soyciety and it never got me anything.
 
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every 3rd nigger claims autism here

I don't believe this facade

you are socially retarded

C crime
 
I’m too autistic to ever function like a normal human or hold down a job without wanting to rope, but I’m too high-functioning for the state to actually pay me to rot.

The brutal reality is I’m just a mid-wit sperg who’s too normal to ever collect that sweet non-contributory pension check. I just want to neetmax in peace and stay comfy at home, but the system demands I wage-slave because I don't look "retarded" enough for the bureaucracy.
just communistmaxx bro follow their analogy
 

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