Im too scared to swim in the sea anymore

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I'm too fucking scared

Like I know how to swim, but the other day I tried going into deep areas then did a dive and looked in front and it was full black then i started sprint-swimming back to land that scared the shit out of me

Now I think about it it was probably leaves lol but on the sea u cant think properly u panic

And what if a current takes me away? What happens? I fucking drown. Or I get too far away and I'll have to swim back to land which will take over 5-6 hours and it'll be night by the time i swim back to land

Like dangerous sea animals aren't a concern for me since there aren't any in my place...
 
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tldr:I am a pussy
 
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Bro you probably never went to swimming before

Since indian ocean is too dirty to swim in

And your stupid ass bitch dad can't afford to go to pools
 
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I feel like I'm more scared of the sea now than when I was a kid, more low inhib back then
 
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I almost drowned when i was little since then I am scared to swin
 
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I swam in middle of indian ocean
 
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In the middle of the ocean, the waves would fuck you up. you'd drown in the matter of a few seconds.
But i survived i travelled through indian ocean and reached canada and started driving trucks there it was a journey which i regret
 
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Bro you probably never went to swimming before

Since indian ocean is too dirty to swim in

And your stupid ass bitch dad can't afford to go to pools
i didnt knew you were indian i thought you were scared of normal seas like Aegean or Mediterranean but i would not swim in shitwater too.
 
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I cant relate + DNRD
In my home country my father owns a house with a swimming pool and i always swim in the summer 24/7 for some exercise all naked so i can absorb the powerful rays of our godly Sun ☀️
And then after that I do pushups, pull ups, pistol squats… and then do OMAD and eat a nice sexy steak with a fuck ton of eggs and raw milk with a few fruits (my grandma lives next to us and she has a farm with chickens so every egg is organic nothing I eat is GMO)
I dont know why my bhaicel is scared of swimming but I suggest learn swimming through watching tutorials on youtube…
 
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I cant relate + DNRD
In my home country my father owns a house with a swimming pool and i always swim in the summer 24/7 for some exercise all naked so i can absorb the powerful rays of our godly Sun ☀️
And then after that I do pushups, pull ups, pistol squats… and then do OMAD and eat a nice sexy steak with a fuck ton of eggs and raw milk with a few fruits (my grandma lives next to us and she has a farm with chickens so every egg is organic nothing I eat is GMO)
I dont know why my bhaicel is scared of swimming but I suggest learn swimming through watching tutorials on youtube…
Swimming pools and sea are different. I'm literally a professional swimmer you faggot.
 
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An octopus will grab one of your legs and SA you
 
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"i'm 1600 elo" *loses against an 950 elo*
"i'm a semi pro swimmer" *scared of swimming*
 
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"i'm 1600 elo" *loses against an 950 elo*
"i'm a semi pro swimmer" *scared of swimming*
Sea is different. Even worlds best swimmer could drown in the sea.
 
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What is the swimming style you are best at?
 
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Swimming pools and sea are different. I'm literally a professional swimmer you faggot.
Yea okay buddy stop convincing yourself your a professional swimmer.
rep me btw i repped ur messages too
 
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Me too sea is legit scary as fuck
 
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The only problem I have with swimming in the sea is if it's too cold. And seawater getting in your mouth.

Although once I was in Miami by the shore, and put my hand in human shit not once, but twice. After the first time I got out and sanitised my hand. Then I went back in a few minutes later, in a different spot, and put my hand in what I think was the same piece of shit! What are the odds?
 
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The only problem I have with swimming in the sea is if it's too cold. And seawater getting in your mouth.

Although once I was in Miami by the shore, and put my hand in human shit not once, but twice. After the first time I got out and sanitised my hand. Then I went back in a few minutes later, in a different spot, and put my hand in what I think was the same piece of shit! What are the odds?
It was me who shat there
 
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swimming in the river or some pond is fun, especially when you randomly feel some fish touching your leg.
 
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one time I was swimming in a pond and I had some leeches attached to me after I exited the water :lul:
 
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one time I was swimming in a pond and I had some leeches attached to me after I exited the water :lul:
Yea hard to swim tho since no salt in the water hard to float, if u exhale the oxygen inside ur lungs, youll most likely end up drowning
 
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Yea hard to swim tho since no salt in the water hard to float, if u exhale the oxygen inside ur lungs, youll most likely end up drowning
yeah u need to be in shape and constantly put force into just staying afloat as a lean person in non-salty water.

alternatively u bloatmax and swim in salty water only like a big fat balloon with 0 effort.
 
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I almost drowned when i was little since then I am scared to swin
I almost drowned when swimming drunk and a current started pulling me out to sea. I would have died if I wasn't completely wasted. The liquor gave me the strength to swim back to shore.
 
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I almost drowned when swimming drunk and a current started pulling me out to sea. I would have died if I wasn't completely wasted. The liquor gave me the strength to swim back to shore.
Who tries to swim while being drunk ?
 
I almost drowned when i was little since then I am scared to swin
I was boogeyboarding as a kid and while riding the wave some surfer come over top his board literally on me. Nearly drowned jfl
 
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Scariest part about the ocean was feeling ur feet skink into the sand thinking mf crabs were gonna snip me and seaweed was terrifying when it wrapped u randomly lol
 
I was swimming in the lake.
Then stacy who was scuba diving went and pulled me down. I struggled but she grabbed my "finger" and gave me a tuggy
 

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