I'm tying a noose from the hairs falling out of my head

[daxter779]

When my dad was 21 years old he took a bath only to find large tufts of hair floating around him. At 25 his head looked like this:

I would rather exfoliate my foreskin off with coarse vitamin C serum and hyaluronic acid than to suffer the same fate. My blood vessels are bursting from the cortisol.

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[Deleted member 5656]

just monkmaxx bro

 

[maxmendietta]

just shave it off bro

jeff bezos maxxing theory is legit tbh insane halo

 

[Deleted member 4671]

fuck, time to save up for hair transplant buddy boyo

 

[Chad69]

just monkmaxx bro

 

[Deleted member 4671]

just shave it off bro

jeff bezos maxxing theory is legit tbh insane halo

no that'll make him look infinitely worse unless his skull is like meeks, not even opry can pull a bald look off

 

[Rabbi]

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1:"What haircut you want bro?"
2:"That thing thats ontop of an angels head bro"
1: "Say no more fam"