Im working on a shtick to joke with girls, highiq suggestions please

[Deleted member 115294]

So i basically want to play a shtick that i can guess many things about their lives just from looking at them, what are some universal things that all girls possess that i can "guess" to make them impressed, for an example what a great necklace u surely like horses or some shit like that but a bit more universal, if u watched the mentalist i wanna do sum like that but of course not in that deep of a detail because thats impossible.

inb4 chad says suck me off and she does, i want to do this because it feels like it could be interesting so shut up

 

[Deleted member 115294]

insanity how this forum only reacts to threads about race u fucking imbeciles

 

[Abdullahm06]

just look at astrology signs. they make such generalised points that people believe them

 

[psychomandible]

Likes shopping
Likes clothes
Hard worker
Likes eating out
Likes home cooked food
Doesn't like their dad
Likes sleeping in
This year they're working on their mental health
Basically anything girls would find positive