[Image: gMPTclr.png]Haruka “Puckerpuss” Hornstein (she/they) is the newest addition to the Gender and Sexuality Studies Department at the Université

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Haruka “Puckerpuss” Hornstein (she/they) is the newest addition to the Gender and Sexuality Studies Department at the Université de Trois Rivières. The busty half-Japanese, half-Czech Jew and OnlyFans star with Down Syndrome managed to complete, against all cognitive odds, a Ph.D. in Gender-Theory Informed Facial Feminization Surgery at the same institution, studying under Riley Phoenixblatt. Hornstein is interested in what happens when additional chromosomes are injected intraoperatively into patients to feminize the face in a manner reminiscent of Down Syndrome and the femcel meltcellery that disorder induces. In a speech rendered nearly incomprehensible by her lip incompetence and gurgled slur, she proclaims: “I will not stop until an extra chromosome has been injected into every Canadian citizen. Perhaps some even two chromosomes. Or three. Or a thousand. Canada will top the charts on the number of chromosomes per capita. We will unleash multichromosomal hydra enbies of the likes never seen before in the upcoming war with the U.S.” Hornstein maintains an active OnlyFans account raking in 250,000 CAD every year, posting mainly farting content and virtuosic vaginal muscle feats with classical music in the background, earning her the moniker “Puckerpuss.” She has decided to maintain the nickname even in her professional life. In her free time, Haruka goes on all-expense paid trips to Dubai to commisserate with Middle Eastern Royalty. Over there she's known as something of a witty courtesan.