Xangsane
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If you pick a girl, state whether you'd hookup only, or consider an LTR.
Comparison
| Aspect | Girl 1 | Girl 2 |
|---|---|---|
| Image |
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| PSL Rating | 3 | 4 |
| Personality | Loud, domineering, insecure | Shy, quirky, insecure |
| Education | Liberal arts or creative writing | Humanities or STEM |
| Job | Retail or admin | Library assistant or part-time job |
| Living Conditions | Messy, shared apartment | Clean, modest space |
| Hobbies | Roleplay, fanfiction, excessive fandom | Passive fandom consumption |
Remember, this is the man they're writing porno fanfics about:
"Are You Tired?" Germany x Reader [Lemon] - MercixNeko9130 - Hetalia: Axis Powers [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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1. Girl 1
Physical Traits
- Body:
- BMI: 30-40+, with weight concentrated in the stomach, arms, and thighs.
- Often wears ill-fitting clothes (e.g., leggings, oversized graphic tees with anime slogans).
- Poor posture—slouches frequently and may have a slight waddle when walking.
- Face:
- PSL 3, with round or square facial structure.
- Double chin or prominent jowls; soft jawline with no definition.
- Unkempt eyebrows and visible acne or redness from poor skincare.
- Hair:
- Dyed unnatural colors (pink, purple, blue) that clash with her skin tone, with uneven roots showing.
- Often greasy or poorly maintained, styled in a way that hides her face (e.g., side bangs).
- Race:
- White
- Age:
- Late teens to early 30s. "Chronically online" tendencies make her behavior seem younger than her actual age.
Personality
- Behavior:
- Loud and socially awkward, overcompensating for insecurities by dominating conversations about her niche interests.
- Prone to writing fanfiction (especially self-insert or "reader x character" lemons).
- Obsessed with quirky, non-threatening characters she believes she can “fix”.
- Hobbies:
- Spends hours on Wattpad, AO3, Tumblr, and Discord discussing fan theories and creating headcanons.
- Roleplays online as her favorite characters, often projecting herself into the narratives.
- Self-Perception:
- Frames herself as "misunderstood" or "quirky." Resents conventionally attractive people, labeling them as "shallow."
- Has unrealistic dating standards (e.g., dreaming of a Chad-like partner but settling IRL for beta-tier men or no one).
Education & Job
- Degree:
- Bachelor’s in liberal arts (English, creative writing, or gender studies). Often obtained from a lower-tier university.
- Frequently drops out or takes an extended period to finish school.
- Job:
- Underemployed, working in retail, admin, or low-paying freelance gigs. May consider herself an "aspiring writer" but lacks income from creative pursuits.
- Financial Stability:
- Lives paycheck to paycheck, often supported by parents or a roommate. May spend disproportionately on fandom merch.
Living Conditions
- Home:
- Shares a small apartment with one or two other people.
- Bedroom is cluttered with anime figures, wall scrolls, and fanart prints.
- Poor hygiene habits result in messy living spaces (e.g., unwashed dishes, cluttered desk).
- Lifestyle:
- Rarely exercises and relies on fast food or microwave meals. Attempts dieting sporadically but lacks consistency.
2. Girl 2
Physical Traits
- Body:
- BMI: 18-24, leaning toward slim but not necessarily fit.
- Somewhat frail or “skinny-fat” appearance, with little muscle definition.
- Dresses in a mix of thrifted clothes and fandom-inspired outfits (e.g., skirts with anime prints).
- Face:
- PSL 4, with neutral or mildly attractive features marred by neglect (e.g., visible acne, dark circles).
- Smaller lips and nose; softer jawline without much definition.
- Minimal or poorly applied makeup (e.g., smudged eyeliner).
- Hair:
- Typically longer than her overweight counterpart but still dyed unnatural colors (e.g., pastel pink, mint green).
- Often straightened or left naturally messy, with split ends and visible damage.
- Race:
- White.
- Age:
- Late teens to mid-20s, though her interests and behavior remain juvenile.
Personality
- Behavior:
- Quieter than her overweight counterpart but still socially awkward. Often described as “shy” or “quirky.”
- Fixates on softer or more emotionally distant characters.
- Tends to have more escapist fantasies, daydreaming about being “rescued” by her favorite character.
- Hobbies:
- Consumes fandom content passively (e.g., reading fanfiction, watching AMVs, collecting merchandise).
- Spends hours on Tumblr, Pinterest, and Instagram liking fanart. Occasionally writes or draws but doesn’t share much publicly.
- Self-Perception:
- Frames herself as an intellectual or creative type, though her productivity rarely matches this self-image.
- Harbors insecurity about being “forgettable” or “too plain” compared to more confident women.
Education & Job
- Degree:
- Pursuing or completed a bachelor’s in the humanities (psychology, English literature, or fine arts).
- May also be in STEM (rarely excelling), as some fandom types gravitate toward escapism to cope with academic pressure.
- Job:
- Works part-time in a low-pressure job (e.g., library assistant, bookstore clerk, or receptionist).
- Aspires to a more creative or intellectual career but rarely makes significant moves toward it.
- Financial Stability:
- Often supported by parents or a partner. Rarely has substantial savings or financial independence.
Living Conditions
- Home:
- Lives alone or with family. If she has her own place, it’s modest but clean.
- Bedroom is organized but heavily personalized with posters, plushies, and subtle fandom decor (e.g., Hetalia pins).
- Lifestyle:
- Lightly active but not athletic; eats moderately but not always healthily. Relies on coffee or energy drinks to fuel late-night fandom binges.
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