imagine being a footballer

[Deleted member 15866]

you get millions of euros and thousands of people chanting your name just because you are gifted to kick a ball.

muh model. models have zero status unless they are actors.

htn footballer > 8 psl model

 

[Nectar]

Don’t forget women hate manlet footballers tho

 

[VladimirtheGreat]

you get millions of euros and thousands of people chanting your name just because you were born gifted in the ball kicking department.

muh model. models have zero status unless they are actors.

htn footballer > 8 psl model

Yeah....while being 169 cm and fucking tall white stacy who is 185cm with her legs around your shoulders

 

[Deleted member 15866]

Don’t forget women hate manlet footballers tho

tall striker mogs because you are mostly atleast above average height and you get the most credit for scoring.

goalkeeper is probably the worst. you make one mistake and the enemy scores, everyone blames you.

meanwhile when you are a striker you just do the right thing for once and everyone worships you for scoring even though you miss plenty of chances.

 

[Deleted member 15866]

Yeah....while being 169 cm and fucking tall white stacy who is 185cm with her legs around your shoulders

tbh i rarely see footballers with foids taller than them.

 

[Nectar]

tall striker mogs because you are mostly atleast above average height and you get the most credit for scoring.

goalkeeper is probably the worst. you make one mistake and the enemy scores, everyone blames you.

meanwhile when you are a striker you just do the right thing for once and everyone worships you for scoring even though you miss plenty of chances.

Yes as a goalkeeper your chances of catching the ball is way lower than being a striker and scoring.

Scary shit when penalties are taking.
Funny enough missing a penalty is more embarrassing and scary. Your teammates just ‘off’ you

 

[Pendejo]

I would still rather be a male model tbh, who cares about status?

 

[Deleted member 15866]

I would still rather be a male model tbh, who cares about status?

diminishing returns.

you are a model chad? congrats you will fuck stacies.

you are a htn chad? congrats you will fuck stacies and have thousands of people chanting your name and worshipping you, unlike a model that every male secretly hates.

gq says that sean o'pry made 1.5 million in 2020. Even the players who sit in the bench make like 2 million here.

And you will get paid to play football, thats a plus if you enjoy the game. Maybe its probably not that enjoyful at pro level but i guess any footballer would prefer it to a desk job.

 

[5.5psl]

Don’t forget women hate manlet footballers tho

Any eg/proof of this ?

 

[Nectar]

Any eg/proof of this ?

no.

 

[HitAndRun]

What if I am shit at ball and ugly af like Vinicius JR
( tho he already fucked Kenia Os ngl)

 

[Deleted member 15866]

What if I am shit at ball and ugly af like Vinicius JR
( tho he already fucked Kenia Os ngl)

yeah same i suck hard.