Imagine being a height larper

[s66ee]

Your real height is 5’10

You do your morning measurement incorrectly and get 5'11+ so you decide to round it up to 6'0. But you tell everyone you’re 6’1 anyway

Then you realize you can brazenly cross the line

You buy yourself boots with a 1.5 inch sole and a fat stack of insoles
And you measure your height in them
You get 6'3.5, round it to 6'4...

But you tell people your height is 6'5
BAREFOOT. That’s your "natural" height

No limit to larp

 

[averagetotaluser]

this is why ur rep is so ass

 

[s66ee]

this is why ur rep is so ass

i’m bumpmaxxer

 

[AscendHQ]

Your real height is 5’10

You do your morning measurement incorrectly and get 5'11+ so you decide to round it up to 6'0. But you tell everyone you’re 6’1 anyway

Then you realize you can brazenly cross the line

You buy yourself boots with a 1.5 inch sole and a fat stack of insoles
And you measure your height in them
You get 6'3.5, round it to 6'4...

But you tell people your height is 6'5
BAREFOOT. That’s your "natural" height

No limit to larp

I’m 5 foot 11 Hey and not 5 foot 10 I swaer

 

[iamnotaracist]

Your real height is 5’10

You do your morning measurement incorrectly and get 5'11+ so you decide to round it up to 6'0. But you tell everyone you’re 6’1 anyway

Then you realize you can brazenly cross the line

You buy yourself boots with a 1.5 inch sole and a fat stack of insoles
And you measure your height in them
You get 6'3.5, round it to 6'4...

But you tell people your height is 6'5
BAREFOOT. That’s your "natural" height

No limit to larp

But 6'6 is sort of a hot number so you round it up to 6'7 to cool up the tension a bit

 

[s66ee]

someone’s life btw

 

[s66ee]

bumpmax