Imagine being a roman emperor during the prime of Rome

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You’re a roman emperor when the empire is at its height in terms of military power, financial power, economic size, and stability.

You have access to a top tier lifestyle. Comfy bed, hot JBs, imperial palace All for you.

You delegate the dumb shit you don’t want to deal with to ppl who work for you. You take a day Off and walk around Rome. Ppl see you as a champion, a winner, a hero. You get endless validation. You Get a meal free from chemicals and estrogens and walk back to the imperial palace.

You get horny and tell your guards to get some bitches in here. So they bring out the prime JBs and you have an orgy. You impregnate at least 5.

You sleep and repeat this until you die. As a winner. Genetic arrogance. Winners mentality, power of belief. You die with a smile on ur face because of ur accomplishments.
 
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You’re a roman emperor when the empire is at its height in terms of military power, financial power, economic size, and stability.

You have access to a top tier lifestyle. Comfy bed, hot JBs, imperial palace All for you.

You delegate the dumb shit you don’t want to deal with to ppl who work for you. You take a day Off and walk around Rome. Ppl see you as a champion, a winner, a hero. You get endless validation. You Get a meal free from chemicals and estrogens and walk back to the imperial palace.

You get horny and tell your guards to get some bitches in here. So they bring out the prime JBs and you have an orgy. You impregnate at least 5.

You sleep and repeat this until you die. As a winner. Genetic arrogance. Winners mentality, power of belief. You die with a smile on ur face because of ur accomplishments.
More likely than not you'd be usurped and executed by a general who was on the front lines while you stayed all pampered, spoiled on sweets and women.
 
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More likely than not you'd be usurped and executed by a general who was on the front lines while you stayed all pampered, spoiled on sweets and women.
During the prime of Rome, coups werent frequent from what I’ve seen.

Generals would of had fat bank accounts, endless food and prime women just like you
 
I would conquered the world tbh
 
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Was it Caligula who had the pleasure island and just fucked like 4-5 chicks at a time daily?

idk how about imagine being a demi-god type dude and fucking those nymphs in ancient Greece
 
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Just be Nero theory
 
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Was it Caligula who had the pleasure island and just fucked like 4-5 chicks at a time daily?

idk how about imagine being a demi-god type dude and fucking those nymphs in ancient Greece
lmaooo imagine being Hercules bruh
 
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lmaooo imagine being Hercules bruh
Hercules chokes out the nemean with one arm and comes home to fuck 4 10/10 apostles of Aphrodite with his 12 inch dick.

goals tbh
 
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I caged hard as fuck at this for some reason. Must be my sleep deprivation/sugar high.
 
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Just watch out for coup d'etat. Or disloyal and treacherous senators who stab you 23 times.
 
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Ottoman sultan lifestyle mogs hard

It's a dictatorship ur the boss
Loyal citizens - they must obey you
4 wives + unlimited concubines
Good deeds for bring the ruler
 
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i can't imagine myself spending my whole time enjoying privileged life and having sex with women all the time

germanica is being invaded the second year into my reign and parthia later.
 
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*Praetorian guards with stabbing knives heavy breathing
 
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Didn't Romans fuck little boys?
 
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