Imagine being a spartan

ChaddeusPeuterschmit

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Imagine being born a Spartan, you are near perfect in genetics since they kill babies with any birth defects and only the strong survive training. You train as a soldier your whole life, literal gigachad society, eat sleep train gym bro’s while the slaves do everything for them furaak what a chad lifestyle


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[Mogs] Imagine being a spartan
 
until the persians came 😢
 
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How do those snakeoils detected subhumans from the infants. All babies look the same except if u got some rly obvious defect or sth
 
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How do those snakeoils detected subhumans from the infants. All babies look the same except if u got some rly obvious defect or sth
Ya but when they start training if ur a weak pussy you’ll just die anyways lol
 
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real men dont wear capes
 
Spartans also fucked each other because it strengthened their bonds thus resulting in a better military force.
 
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Cope. Spartans are ugly incels IRL Hollywood portays them as slayer just like looksmax portrays chicel celibatowski as a slayer but all of the refered people look like shit
 
Cope. Spartans are ugly incels IRL Hollywood portays them as slayer just like looksmax portrays chicel celibatowski as a slayer but all of the refered people look like shit
Prove it
 
Average height of a greek man in 2020 is supposedly 177 cm. (Not the ideal height of 180-183), That's what google says so probably the real height for the average greek man is around 173 cm. This is in 2020. Now imagine back then. The average spartan height doesn't even reach 1,65 cm. Also, this is what the average Greek looks like in 2020:

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Take your own conclusion chicel
 
Daily reminder that they all are faggots
 
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Spartans also fucked each other because it strengthened their bonds thus resulting in a better military force.
gay sex was a mandatory in ancient rome i hear
 
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legit imagine being the ultimate spartan warrior, slaying all enemies
 

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