Imagine being able to get a female coworker to give a detailed description of her urination without even asking

[BadLuck7892]

...yet be incapable of getting a date or a lay

That's me

 

[BadLuck7892]

@AryanSchizo

@CorinthianLOX

@rawr

 

[Garfungus]

Cause they consider you "one of the girls" JFL

 

[AryanSchizo]

make more Ai Posts

 

[rawr]

Was this recent?

 

[Poisonpunk3]

I've seen this post already.

 

[Lefty Rankin]

...yet be incapable of getting a date or a lay

That's me

I always ask co workers if they're on their periods if they say they're not feeling good. Sometimes they're taken back and say "what". I'll then say, "like blood, are you bleeding?"

 

[BadLuck7892]

Was this recent?

Yeah. This past week, a female coworker gave me a detailed description of her urination (I'm pretty sure you saw the thread)

 

[Punjabi Waffen]

...yet be incapable of getting a date or a lay

That's me

teach me, omega

 

[BadLuck7892]

I've seen this post already.

I've made a thread about her giving me a detailed description of her urination.

Yet this thread right now is from a different angle: Pointing out the absurdity of the fact I can get a female coworker to give me a detailed description of her urination without even asking, yet I can't get a date or a lay

 

[BadLuck7892]

teach me, omega

I told her "As embarrassing as it is to admit this, I have to sit when I wear a certain color of pants, as even the tiniest drop of splashback leaves an extremely noticeable spot on the pants. It's been a real eye-opener regarding the ordeal you ladies go through (having to sit every time, every day for a lifetime)"

That was when she told me she hovers and pees slowly in public (and tries to clean her cooch as often as possible)

@rawr (tagging you because I know you're fascinated by my techniques to weasel this information out of foids without asking)

 

[BadLuck7892]

make more Ai Posts

You've got it.

Here I am with a hot busty Latina at a plantation

 

[BadLuck7892]

@AryanSchizo

If you look closely, you're unable to see either of our other arm. I'm presumably groping her backside (and she's groping mine)

 

[rawr]

I told her "As embarrassing as it is to admit this, I have to sit when I wear a certain color of pants, as even the tiniest drop of splashback leaves an extremely noticeable spot on the pants. It's been a real eye-opener regarding the ordeal you ladies go through (having to sit every time, every day for a lifetime)"

That was when she told me she hovers and pees slowly in public (and tries to clean her cooch as often as possible)

@rawr (tagging you because I know you're fascinated by my techniques to weasel this information out of foids without asking)

Thank you man

 

[BadLuck7892]

Thank you man

No problem.

Gives you an idea of a strategy you could use to get foids to talk about their urination

 

[rawr]

No problem.

Gives you an idea of a strategy you could use to get foids to talk about their urination

People might think you’re weird for this, but having a kink and slowly getting people to entertain it without them realizing is sort of genius.

 

[BadLuck7892]

People might think you’re weird for this, but having a kink and slowly getting people to entertain it without them realizing is sort of genius.

I'm willing to risk some slight oddness if it means getting foids to unknowingly stoke my fetish