Imagine being blonde and blue eyed, handsome, tall and strong, rich, famous, swedish and a genius

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Imagine being Indian writing that pov novel
 
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Focus on ur self
 
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genetics and talent will always beat hard work
 
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the blackpill is, even with all that, he achieved quite little in life.

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In my mind he was made as part of a top secret swedish eugenics program during the cold war in fear of russia trying to take Sweden.
 
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Imagine being a tiny-inch woman and a giant autistic person snatches you from the ground as you scream, "I finally succeeded in miniaturizing matter! Please, I need you to make a call to my laboratory! You'll be rewarded." But the guy shakes his head and smiles ominously.

The Aviator Smile GIF


Moments later, he's raping you with a cue tip. Imagine that!
 
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You just described my buddy, brootal
 
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im already all of those things
 
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I almost had it all. Only ended up 6'0 and wageslaving broke. It's over
 
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all that lutefisk is messing with your brain pal, most swedes are low t spergs
 
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Imagine being a tiny-inch woman and a giant autistic person snatches you from the ground as you scream, "I finally succeeded in miniaturizing matter! Please, I need you to make a call to my laboratory! You'll be rewarded." But the guy shakes his head and smiles ominously.

The Aviator Smile GIF


Moments later, he's raping you with a cue tip. Imagine that!
What is a "tiny-inch" woman?
 
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I think he means like a woman that is one inch tall
It would kinda be a good joke if he said something like a dwarf instead cuz then its too unrealistic to be funny imo

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greycel on greycel fight :lul::lul::lul:
 
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It would kinda be a good joke if he said something like a dwarf instead cuz then its too unrealistic to be funny imo

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A scientist miniaturizes herself. How the fuck is that unrealistic?? I'll wait.

Moone Boy Waiting GIF by HULU
 
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A scientist miniaturizes herself. How the fuck is that unrealistic?? I'll wait.

Moone Boy Waiting GIF by HULU
Shouldve said she was a scientist miniaturizing herself at the start or say it more specifically
 
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It would kinda be a good joke if he said something like a dwarf instead cuz then its too unrealistic to be funny imo

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People are assholes was the point I failed at making. We will never advance, like into some creepy Star Trek society because of the people it takes for such evolution. If any advancement, robots. But you know it and I know what truly becomes of that. Sexbots. That's how retarded our world is.
 
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Shouldve said she was a scientist miniaturizing herself at the start or say it more specifically
I rather not waste too much pondering on a senseless thread
 
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Why? That's so random
You have a natural defiant nature but are controlled by your gender bigotry. You hate men. And that's interesting. You see, I trigged you with the r-word, which was a trap. Men don't get triggered by that word... or unless he's a faggot simp pedophile.
 
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People are assholes was the point I failed at making. We will never advance, like into some creepy Star Trek society because of the people it takes for such evolution. If any advancement, robots. But you know it and I know what truly becomes of that. Sexbots. That's how retarded our world is.
The joke also doesn't make sense because why would an autistic person pick the tiny inch woman off the ground just after she's minaturized and then she asks him to take her to the laboratory? Wouldn't she minaturize herself in the laboratory? Why would she just do it in a public street randomly
 
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You have a natural defiant nature but are controlled by your gender bigotry. You hate men. And that's interesting. You see, I trigged you with the r-word, which was a trap. Men don't get triggered by that word... or unless he's a faggot simp pedophile.
Are you on the spectrum?
 
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The joke also doesn't make sense because why would an autistic person pick the tiny inch woman off the ground just after she's minaturized and then she asks him to take her to the laboratory? Wouldn't she minaturize herself in the laboratory? Why would she just do it in a public street randomly
She did miniaturize herself in the fucking laboratory! But she forgot to close the damn vent and window! Ugh, she's a smoker and keeps a window cracked. After she manifested into an inch freak of nature, the central air was on and the current plucked her up and she was then sucked out through the crack. While in the air, she managed to grab ahold of a partial leaf and branch that a bird had dropped shortly prior. Several minutes later, she landed in his backyard. He was lighting ants on fire when she dropped next to his Nike Product Placement.
 
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To understand you
What's the point there? I'm stuck in this because it has to be. Why dig into 'the nothing makes any sense'?
 
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I piss on your grave sven
 
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