Imagine being the first bald human

[Enfant terrible]

Imagine being the first born with this mutation in world where balding was unknown
Being this cursed ancestor
Being responsible for the suffering of billions of males throughout history
One Human being responsible for the suffering of billions

 

[Deleted member 6095]

Alternatively imagine being the first human with blue eyes. He was prob so exotic every woman in the tristate area hopped on his cock

 

[pizza]

he managed to reproduce

 

[Uglyandfat]

Alternatively imagine being the first human with blue eyes. He was prob so exotic every woman in the tristate area hopped on his cock

i want to thank my green eyed ancestors for blessing me with this mutation you have saved from a permanent life of suffering

 

[Schnitzel]

Was probably bald and only later on put on hair everywhere

 

[Deleted member 10652]

 

[Tony]

high class and rich people were baldcelling early age while apple picking and stone carrying people had full head of hair nw0 till they die with 0 grey hairs.

 

[Enfant terrible]

he managed to reproduce

He died probably before the balding was visible
They had low life expectancy in the stone age

 

[Schnitzel]

high class and rich people were baldcelling early age while apple picking and stone carrying people had full head of hair nw0 till they die with 0 grey hairs.

tony i'm sick of it, watch it godamn watch your goddamn piece of shit mouth

 

[BigBiceps]

Alternatively imagine being the first human with blue eyes. He was prob so exotic every woman in the tristate area hopped on his cock

Indeed. They say he is the ancestor of every blue eyed human being. He fucked like crazy.