Imagine dying while browsing this shithole

[NorwoodAscender]

I don’t think there is any worse way to go. Dying while taking a monster shit like Elvis seems like a close second. But at least u leave a parting gift to the world

Imagine if ur making a thread like this while driving home like I am now and I get distracted just enough to end up putting my car through a tree. I don’t think it gets worse than that

cause of death: making a thread on looksmax.org

And while ur dying and ur life flashes before ur eyes you just see forum users like funky flamingo

 

[Deleted member 91301]

Caged

 

[Light•]

I think that’s the secret ritual to enter gandy heaven

 

[Deleted member 114545]

cause of death: making a thread on looksmax.org

this is how you become a forum chad without being GL

 

[NorwoodAscender]

I think that’s the secret ritual to enter gandy heaven

Let’s test it

 

[Deleted member 92197]

Imagine dying while gooning.

 

[NorwoodAscender]

Imagine dying while gooning.

this def happens often, old farts trying to get a nut out, raising there heart rate which leads them to a heart attack

 

[StarvedEpi]

when you got the 20 tabs of futa hentai open and months worth of questionable searches

 

[Tusseleif]

I will still browse this forum when I’m at the carehome in 2090

 

[NorwoodAscender]

I will still browse this forum when I’m at the carehome in 2090

You and I both

Us in 2090 when we get 30 minutes of internet time at the carehome

 

[Samiscool234]

I don’t think there is any worse way to go. Dying while taking a monster shit like Elvis seems like a close second. But at least u leave a parting gift to the world

Imagine if ur making a thread like this while driving home like I am now and I get distracted just enough to end up putting my car through a tree. I don’t think it gets worse than that

cause of death: making a thread on looksmax.org

And while ur dying and ur life flashes before ur eyes you just see forum users like funky flamingo

Theres probably at least 1 guy thats died like this but we'd never know

 

[SecularIslamist]

I sometimes used to browse and post .org while driving. Serious. Usually if I'm in traffic. On rare occasions even the freeway.

 

[gonion wanter]

mvp is probably gonna die of a heart attack while posting on here

 

[NorwoodAscender]

I sometimes used to browse and post .org while driving. Serious. Usually if I'm in traffic. On rare occasions even the freeway.

Dude I’m either on here or discord everytime I drive

Over for my dopamine receptors

 

[Deleted member 105833]

@jackreacher52 soldaki fetoş???

 

[SecularIslamist]

Dude I’m either on here or discord everytime I drive

Over for my dopamine receptors

Don't get too over confident. I said I "used to". A couple of near misses humbled me. But I'm sure I'm going to try and risk it again and it might not end so good.

That being said... A phat ass ho bag in yoga pants walking down the street is the biggest road safety hazard imo.

 

[Deleted member 92197]

@jackreacher52 soldaki fetoş???

Statler and Waldorf

 

[afroheadluke]

what would you do if this was the last thing you saw before life flashed before your eyes and went night night?

 

[Deleted member 124684]

what would you do if this was the last thing you saw before life flashed before your eyes and went night night?
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[Embryo]

what would you do if this was the last thing you saw before life flashed before your eyes and went night night?
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Summoning my backup on your black ass.

 

[afroheadluke]

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whatwhy

 

[afroheadluke]

Summoning my backup on your black ass.
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what the fuck is that

 

[NorwoodAscender]

Summoning my backup on your black ass.
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I need to see them fight to the death in a a cage match.

Who do u have winning and how long would the match last

 

[Embryo]

Who do u have winning and how long would the match last

You already know. Fight is ending round 1.