Imagine every time you ejaculate from masturbation, you fertilize a succubus egg

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Can you count how many times you masturbated? Try to.

Now consider demon eggs are of serpent's reproduction. Which means each fertilization creates a litter. 5, 10, or even 50 offspring. Now multiply it's average by how many times you fapped.

If you go to Hell, you have to spend eternity with your offspring and their hateful succubus mothers. Ah, yes, where do you think polygamy derives from? Let's set their number to 100.

Suppose you jerked off 350 times annually for ten years. Multiply that by an average of 25 offspring. 3,500 x 25 = 87,500 demons plus 100 demon mothers await you.

Gives a whole new meaning to reap what you sowed, uh? Imagine the angst from that clique of byproducts of momentary pleasure. And your malevolent spawns, many from demonic incest because 99 of them were your offspring, yikes! Imagine how close together their beady eyes are. Jeepers Creepers!

Perhaps now, you understand why you shouldn't masturbate.

 

[MaghrebGator]

It's one of those things that has scientists and mathematicians in awe!

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

It's one of those things that has scientists and mathematicians in awe!

I know, right? Could that be hell? Brutal. Imagine tens of thousands of little asshole demons and creepy female ones calling you daddy while their mothers stare you down without movement. They all have black eyes.